Lotuseffect
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So, this car is the daily driver for the customer whos wife I cleaned up the Escalade ESV. He was very pleased so he agreed to a 1 step polish. The interior was well maintained. I immediately notice the vehicle is just covered with tree sap. He says, "I know you cant do much about that." I didnt understand what he meant but I kept inspecting the car. There was wax in every door seam, light seams, keyholes, basically everywhere, product sling from polish on the trim, you name it. I politely asked him who he was using, and he told me. I wont repeat it because I dont like to bash other detailers in the area. I told him I would return the car much improved. I will simply quote what my customer said about the parts as we went over the pre-detail inspection. Some of these things will make you laugh, and some will make you cry.
I don't know how it is in other states, but in Florida, there are so many hacks calling themselves detailers it is just horrible. Thats the only negative thing ill say. Here we go.
Upon arrival:
PIne tree sap - Last detailer said "It sat too long, I would damage your clearcoat to remove it"
Sap on headlight and just ridiculous product sling on car
Wax and polish in trim seam
More wax
More sap and wax on upper trim
Sap and wax in door handle seam
really...I mean.....really
The best line of all he told my customer is this one about the wheels "Someone made the mistake of waxing your wheels so now the brake dust is baked in. I got off what I could" Seriously...:frusty:
Really old tree sap
Now for the turnaround and finished pics. I was very impressed with the color of this Taurus. Ford really did make this color and flake nice.
Qtip after 1 DOOR SEAM, took me 25 mins to clean out every seam on the car with qtips.
HD Metal product shot in the drivers keyhole
Somehow through alchemy I managed to perform the miracle of removing brake dust from previously waxed wheels....:LOLOL
Cleaned up door with the really old sap run
Door handle sap and wax in seam cleaned up
Mirror sap removed and wax cleaned up
Headlight sap removed and polish sling removed
Front end cleaned up
And some parting shots
Process was:
1Zw99 for wash
P21S wheel gel
91% IPA to remove sap with lint free wipes
1step - UNO on Megs MF, followed by KAIO wipedown
Trim sealed with 303
WHeels waxed with FK 1000
Tires dressed with CarPro Perl (this is absolutely my favorite tire dressing)
LSP - HD Poxy - topped with FK 1000 for more protection from future tree sap.
Rant on
I know we all have different skill levels and different abilities. Honestly though to flat out lie to someone and tell them this kind of horse&$%^ passes for detailing is just disgusting. The customer was thrilled and I took my time explaining why all the things the other "detailer" told him were not true. I did my best to not bash him because I think thats a turn off for customers. However, I wanted to make it clear to him he was basically robbed. This kind of haphazard "detailing" is the norm around here. Although, this was one of the worst cases I had seen in about a year or so.
Rant off
I suppose I should thank the hack, I got a long term couple of cars for this husband and wife to take care of now.
I don't know how it is in other states, but in Florida, there are so many hacks calling themselves detailers it is just horrible. Thats the only negative thing ill say. Here we go.
Upon arrival:
PIne tree sap - Last detailer said "It sat too long, I would damage your clearcoat to remove it"

Sap on headlight and just ridiculous product sling on car

Wax and polish in trim seam

More wax

More sap and wax on upper trim

Sap and wax in door handle seam

really...I mean.....really

The best line of all he told my customer is this one about the wheels "Someone made the mistake of waxing your wheels so now the brake dust is baked in. I got off what I could" Seriously...:frusty:

Really old tree sap

Now for the turnaround and finished pics. I was very impressed with the color of this Taurus. Ford really did make this color and flake nice.
Qtip after 1 DOOR SEAM, took me 25 mins to clean out every seam on the car with qtips.

HD Metal product shot in the drivers keyhole


Somehow through alchemy I managed to perform the miracle of removing brake dust from previously waxed wheels....:LOLOL

Cleaned up door with the really old sap run

Door handle sap and wax in seam cleaned up

Mirror sap removed and wax cleaned up

Headlight sap removed and polish sling removed

Front end cleaned up

And some parting shots



Process was:
1Zw99 for wash
P21S wheel gel
91% IPA to remove sap with lint free wipes
1step - UNO on Megs MF, followed by KAIO wipedown
Trim sealed with 303
WHeels waxed with FK 1000
Tires dressed with CarPro Perl (this is absolutely my favorite tire dressing)
LSP - HD Poxy - topped with FK 1000 for more protection from future tree sap.
Rant on
I know we all have different skill levels and different abilities. Honestly though to flat out lie to someone and tell them this kind of horse&$%^ passes for detailing is just disgusting. The customer was thrilled and I took my time explaining why all the things the other "detailer" told him were not true. I did my best to not bash him because I think thats a turn off for customers. However, I wanted to make it clear to him he was basically robbed. This kind of haphazard "detailing" is the norm around here. Although, this was one of the worst cases I had seen in about a year or so.
Rant off
I suppose I should thank the hack, I got a long term couple of cars for this husband and wife to take care of now.