cleaning *love* stains

Scottwax said:
Vinyl seats ftw for car sex. Peforated leather seats ftl.



Maybe use a condom the next time? Just make sure you throw it far enough. One Sunday morning, many years ago, my brother had a condom stuck to the side of his car. :nervous2:
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Imagine rolling into the church parking lot Sunday morning :faint::o
 
Speaking of cum stains, that reminds me of the time, when I was a kid and named my first dog "Stains" because of what he did on the carpet. However, after calling him home in the evening a few times, I was told the dog needed a new name.
 
If it was a brand new car, first off I would not make *love* in a brand new car LOL.



Only love I'll be making to a new car is washing and waxing, but for gf that stays inside the house :)
 
wannafbody said:
Imagine rolling into the church parking lot Sunday morning :faint::o
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When I pointed it out to him, his first question was "has Mom been outside yet?" :grinno:



The subject of sex in cars takes me back...one girl I dated, my Chevelle was really the only place we had. Back then, there weren't any laws about how dark tint could be, so I had limo tint. Once we fogged the windshield, no one could see in. Good times.
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Scottwax said:
When I pointed it out to him, his first question was "has Mom been outside yet?" :grinno:



The subject of sex in cars takes me back...one girl I dated, my Chevelle was really the only place we had. Back then, there weren't any laws about how dark tint could be, so I had limo tint. Once we fogged the windshield, no one could see in. Good times.
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Did that happened during the Titanic filming? A hand went down and deffoged the windshield?:rofl
 
Scottwax said:
When I pointed it out to him, his first question was "has Mom been outside yet?" :grinno:



The subject of sex in cars takes me back...one girl I dated, my Chevelle was really the only place we had. Back then, there weren't any laws about how dark tint could be, so I had limo tint. Once we fogged the windshield, no one could see in. Good times.
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I hope your son doesn't read this board! :)
 
It use to be out in the boonies where I grew up, any old farm path could become a "Motel 6" after dark. But, now all the old farmers I use to work for have died, farms sold and houses built. I guess that's "progress" but I sure miss those old days. And Scott, I had a 1968 Chevelle - talk about room!



I guess the good side of this is when my daughter starts dating, her boyfriend won't have anywhere to take her parking. Reminds me, I have to have that long talk with her......
 
JuneBug said:
I guess the good side of this is when my daughter starts dating, her boyfriend won't have anywhere to take her parking. Reminds me, I have to have that long talk with her......
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Somehow I see you being like the dad from "Come on in boy"
 
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