cleaning *love* stains

artmazman said:
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Sorry Mr. prude but in the real world this kind of stuff happens. Maybe your life is just boring? :eek:



Yes, that must be it. My life is so boring, and you've proven how exciting yours is by your post; I'm guessing - as you're obviously a little wanker punk - that those stains were caused by your own right-fisted action. When you finally grow up, please start making legitimate posts, little boy (which is likely what your girlfriend - if she actually exists - would use to describe your pathetic little member - if she could see it).



:2thumbs:
 
percynjpn said:
Yes, that must be it. My life is so boring, and you've proven how exciting yours is by your post; I'm guessing - as you're obviously a little wanker punk - that those stains were caused by your own right-fisted action. When you finally grow up, please start making legitimate posts, little boy (which is likely what your girlfriend - if she actually exists - would use to describe your pathetic little member - if she could see it).



:2thumbs:



Why do you continue to post if you think this is a stupid question. It is a legitimate question as this is a car detailing forum. You are obviously the wanker here.



gleam said:
If he took 'fabric protection' from the dealer... take it back and let them 'get it out'.



Ya I didn't get the fabric protection because figured I wouldn't need it and know I'm kicking myself! I will try some of these suggestions tomorrow.



Is Meg's APC available at most stores?
 
percynjpn said:
Yes, that must be it. My life is so boring, and you've proven how exciting yours is by your post; I'm guessing - as you're obviously a little wanker punk - that those stains were caused by your own right-fisted action. When you finally grow up, please start making legitimate posts, little boy (which is likely what your girlfriend - if she actually exists - would use to describe your pathetic little member - if she could see it).



:2thumbs:



If you really have nothing to contribute to thread, you're just wasting space for the rest of us who are actually trying to help. :wall



artmazman said:
Is Meg's APC available at most stores?



Meg's APC is usually available at most auto body paint shops.
 
I sold my second car, a 1975 Pontiac, after 2 wonderful years of using said vehicle as my Motel 6 in the woods - and it had stains that I'm sure puzzled the new owner. Back in the 70's, all we had was some K2R spot remover - and that removed the stain and left a ring around it! Tip, get a cheap sleeping bag or blanket. And thanks for bringing back fond memories of great teenage love back in the day.
 
artmazman said:
Just wondering what you guys use to clean seman stains from your seats. Me and the girlfriend had a little too much fun.....well she did anyway! How can I get these out as the car is brand new less then 4000kms. Cloth seats.



getcha said:
forget the stain, I would be more concerned about your girlfriend producing the semen..



artmazman said:
How can she swallow her own? :D



so your "girfriend" make Semem?.....WOW
 
mr.ikon said:
isnt it bad luck to screw in the car?



maybe im just supersticious, but i always thought this was bad luck just b/c every car i did it in ended up being wrecked later. glad its not just me who thinks its bad luck LOL
 
hoffman912 said:
maybe im just supersticious, but i always thought this was bad luck just b/c every car i did it in ended up being wrecked later. glad its not just me who thinks its bad luck LOL

i've always heard the opposite:hifive:
 
BigJimZ28 said:
so your "girfriend" make Semem?.....WOW



No, women produce their own fluids. Ok so technically it may not be called semen..... sorry. If yours doesn't then maybe you need to learn some new techniques! ;)
 
artmazman said:
No, women produce their own fluids. Ok so technically it may not be called semen..... sorry. If yours doesn't then maybe you need to learn some new techniques! ;)



It's called sewomen!:D
 
From Google Answers:



An inexpensive product I'm going to recommend is called Nature's

Miracle and it can be bought at most pet stores, such as PetCo or

PetSmart.



It's all natural and will not harm the carpeting, it removes all

organic stains and odors. Semen is not listed as one of the stains it

will remove but the description states: "It also removes stains and

odors caused by foods, blood, vomit, feces, grease, dirt, grass,

smoke, perspiration and all other organic stains and odors."




Description

Nature's Miracle Stain & Odor Remover contains the same ingredients

that nature uses to rid organic debris from the earth's

surface--enzymes. It eliminates all stains and odors from pet

accidents--even urine odors that other products fail to remove--or

your money back. Safe for use around children and pets and on colors

because it's non-toxic, non-flammable, non-caustic and non-acid. It's

safe on all water-safe surfaces. Nature's Miracle Stain & Odor Remover

eliminates urine odors completely with no perfume cover-up odor.

Discourages pet resoiling in same area. It also removes stains and

odors caused by foods, blood, vomit, feces, grease, dirt, grass,

smoke, perspiration and all other organic stains and odors. Nature's

Miracle consists of billions of nature's enzymes that turn organic

stains and odor causing material into a liquid you simply wipe away.

Plus, only Nature's Miracle contains exclusive ingredients that speed

up and greatly increase the effectiveness of the enzymes--and also

helps neutralize acids in urine, vomit, and feces which helps restore

color and lustre to carpets and floors that have been stained. For use

on carpets, floors, furniture, clothing, cages, litter boxes, and pet

living and sleeping areas.





Also, get a room! :getdown
 
DownFlyer said:




A very effective cuff and collar cleaner cum stain remover. A must for every house hold.



:getdown



You are using the word cum incorrectly. Cum in that sentence means:



Together with; plus. Often used in combination: our attic-cum-studio.



Or with: a small living-cum-dining room [Latin]



Just saying. :rolleyes:
 
HAHAHAHA! This thread was worth clicking on. Looking at the title, I expected the question to be about love bug stains, the kind found in the south east. But these are result of a different type of love bug...
 
LULZ at some of the replies. i really needed a good laugh today, thanks guys. hope you got the stain out. and next time get leather, it cleans real easy. HEHEHE
 
artmazman said:
No, women produce their own fluids. Ok so technically it may not be called semen..... sorry. If yours doesn't then maybe you need to learn some new techniques! ;)



Man quit being a Smart A$
 
Vinyl seats ftw for car sex. Peforated leather seats ftl.



Maybe use a condom the next time? Just make sure you throw it far enough. One Sunday morning, many years ago, my brother had a condom stuck to the side of his car. :nervous2:
 
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