cleaning *love* stains

[djerickd]

blackfire interior cleaner works for me...

 

[thesacrifice]

whatever works for your undies

 

[BlueLibby04]

I would just use a APC and blot the area. Stuff cant be that hard to get out.



and yes, very odd first post.

 

[getcha]

forget the stain, I would be more concerned about your girlfriend producing the semen..

 

[backwoods_lex]

forget the stain, I would be more concerned about your girlfriend producing the semen..

Very funny. The custodian at her junior high school might have some enzymatic cleaners that you could use.



Make sure you do a thorough stain removal. Not a very good selling point when your done with the car. Makes me wonder how many times detailers come across this problem and don't even know it. Ewwwww...

 

[EMAES]

forget the stain, I would be more concerned about your girlfriend producing the semen..

or getting her prego :nervous2:

 

[artmazman]

or getting her prego :nervous2:

She can't get preggo thats the problem :hifive:



And yes this is a serious question. I tried to get the stains out last night when they were fresh with a steam/upholstery cleaner but the only one in the city that has an upholstery cleaner (which luckily was open at 2 am) doesn't use soap just water. The stains are still there today so I will try some of the suggestions. I will try and get some pics of the stains to show I am serious (but not of the girl; sorry pervs )



As for the others, I have been frequenting this site for detailing tips for a long time. I guess I finally had a reason to register.



As for the highschool comments I am way past highschool and yes the car is my own not daddy's. I think some of you are just jealous you don't get laid. You should try it in your car sometime very much fun but your girl has to be flexible :bigups

 

[backwoods_lex]

Just giving you a hard time for the odd and funny post. No harm intended, just ribbing.

 

[percynjpn]

Odd post for a first.

Yes, not to mention tasteless and sophomoric.

 

[a.k.a. Patrick]

I give the guy credit for having the balls to ask..........

You go boy!!

Might as well take her out for another ride before ya get it all cleaned up!

Prestone Int Cleaner and Tuff Stuff in aerosol cans works well for interiors. Have a small nylon scrub brush on hand as well.

For the price of renting a steam cleaner, you could probably buy a Rigid wet vac?

 

[artmazman]

Yes, not to mention tasteless and sophomoric.

:ignore



Sorry Mr. prude but in the real world this kind of stuff happens. Maybe your life is just boring?

 

[imported_themightytimmah]

Protein stain remover... they make them for pet stains (dog puke, mostly). It should do the trick, the proteins are what's hard to get out with just soap and water.

 

[wfedwar]

Please, no pics. Please...

 

[paul34]

I would think any quality interior cleaner would work. Personally I would try some Meg's APC first.

 

[FRJR]

Your dad huh, ok this is getting weird, haha.

Just to clear this up, the stains we had to clean up in his car were different than the stains in this particular case.

 

[bigfish528]

I say burn the car and start over

 

[jayjacque]

Another strange thing is how many replies this thread has gotten in a short amount of time. Not saying that anyone is perverted or anything :chuckle:

 

[fergnation]

I say get a girlfriend that s*****ws.



If there is a warning coming (no pun intended), I accept it.

 

[imported_smprince1]

Another strange thing is how many replies this thread has gotten in a short amount of time. Not saying that anyone is perverted or anything :chuckle:

I was thinking the same thing ... some of my posts get zero responses, and this guy asks about cleaning bodily secretions and it's gonna set some sort of record :rofl

 

[artmazman]

I think APC and water should clean them up nicely. Just as a suggestion, maybe you can tell your GF to swallow it the next time, it is healthy, tell her that, lots of vitamins (this tread was weird enough to begin with)

How can she swallow her own?