Very nicely stated. I believe the absorber to be VERY good. That being said, I recommend everyone to take a look at the pros and cons of anything.
I wash my mitts / mfs very well and inspect them after drying to make sure there's nothing stuck to them that I can see with the naked eye. I then use them to gently wash my car. Even still, and despite my best efforts, I'll still get RIDS - not so much as super-swirls. Absorber or not. Waffle weave or not. Shag style mf or not. MF Mitt or not. Lambs wool mitt or not. I always feel better knowing I'm doing all I can in prevention, and would rather have a clean car withs RIDS than a dirty car that has perfect paint.
besides... 3M ultrafina is my friend