SuperBee364
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OK, I can't keep my mouth shut any longer.. (Big surprise there, right). Below is a pasted group of five PM's I sent to a fellow Autopian after he made the mistake of PM'ing me and asking my opinion on LSP's. He'll never do *that* again, I'm sure. 
Anyway, below is the pasted text from all those PM's. Please don't PM me asking "well, how'd XXXX LSp do in your test?" I'm not gonna be able to respond. The text below is my findings, and I really don't have anything else to say.... Wasn't it Forrest Gump that said that???
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I know what you mean about losing your garage...About six years ago, we had to move from a house to a very small townhouse. The single car garage rapidly filled with stuff, and both of our cars were parked outside. My car was parked in a spot that got hit with the sprinkler system *every night* during the spring/summer/fall. This was when I was a huuuuuuge Zainoite. Unfortunately, the Zaino didn't keep the spots from penetrating through to the clear and caused some pretty nasty etching. That's when I really got into car detailing. And also when I dropped Zaino as my primary LSP, although I've always kept it on hand. My latest bottles are about 2 years old, though. Back then, I was taking my car through a touchless car wash *every day*, and that's when I noticed that Zaino didn't come as clean through a touchless wash as carnaubas do. So add the water spots and the poor touchless cleaning ability together, and I was off of Zaino. I was a born-again wax lover. Now to be fair, I haven't used any of Zaino's new formulations. At least, I don't think I have. Word is that Sal is constantly tweaking his formulas, but doesn't ever make public the changes that are made. My latest bottles (2 years old), still suffer from the same flaws: an inability to prevent environmental contaminants from penetrating to the clear coat, and the inability to *readily* release surface contaminants. I'm thinking of buying some new Z just to see if those two flaws have been corrected in his latest formulas.... Continued next PM.. getting close to the 2k PM char limit.... and I can't stop talking.
Sorry for the rant, I just wanted to let you know what *my* side of the Zaino story is, as I know that the vast majority of Zaino users/lovers are quite adamant about their sealant of choice...alot of people just flat out refuse to listen to any negative things about Zaino; it's almost like a religion to alot of people, it seems. I've seen the darndest flame wars erupt from some innocent (but negative) comment about Z on the forums.
Anyway, back then, I tried a *bunch* of different carnauba car waxes. Today, I have whittled my collection down to three: Vintage, and the two primary Collinites- IW 845 and 476S Super Double Coat.
I have also been revisiting sealants, slowly but surely. UPGP provides a *very* similar look to Zaino. Which is one of the reasons I like UPGP alot. Don't get me wrong, there are *Alot* of things I LOVE about Zaino: the LOOK! OMG, Zaino looks a-mazing. Ease of application... ZFX izzle the shizzle. The durability: the shine lasts *forever*. And I also *love* (and continue to use to this day) ALL the other Zaino products. Their AIO is the very best sealant based AIO on the market, IMO. *However*, the poor environmental protection and poor touch free wash results vetod everything else. Anyway, FK1 HighTemp 1000P is also a nice looking sealant. It has a bit of a carnauba look to it. The verdict is still out on ease of cleaning and environmental protection. I haven't used it long enough to know....
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OK, one last minor rant, and I promise I'll get to what you actually asked me about.
Alot of people just don't understand my position on Zaino not cleaning well. That's because they use traditional wash methods and traditional wash media. And if you go out and wash your Zaino'd car with a hose, bucket, and sheepskin mitt, your Zaino car will be very clean. So they think I'm smokin' the good stuff.. "Whaddya mean Zaino cars don't clean easy????" Not realizing that I'm talking about not touching the car at all.
Also, the water where I'm at is *very* hard. Sprinkler systems on a car *every* night will seperate the men from the boyz as far as LSP's are concerned *very* fast. Only *the very best* environomental protection LSP's need apply. Unfortunately, right now that still means carnaubas. The *Only* LSP's to be able to survive two weeks of sprinklers *every night* without making permanent water spots on my car were true waxes. Particularly, the three previously mentioned. None of the other waxes/sealants could make it a full two weeks before the LSP was compromised to the point of letting the spots stick.
There are certainly other waxes/sealants that look better, for sure. But for a well-balanced diet of environmental protection, looks, ease of cleaning, and durability, you *can not* beat the Collinites. The Vintage wins for looks, ease of cleaning and environmental protection, but falls on it's face (compared to Collinite) for durability. Good thing the refills are free, cause you have to apply Vintage *frequently*.
IMHO, Collinite is worth far, far more than it's 15 bucks per bottle. Honestly, I would switch the price tag off of Souveran and put it on IW 845, and hang IW 845's tag on Souveran. Souveran looks good, but sucks in all other ways.
Continued next rant... er.. i mean PM..
Anyway xxxxx(name changed to protect the victim/recipient of this PM from H3LL), the whole point of all this... for the last six years, I've had at least one car exposed to (very hard water) sprinklers every night during the warm seasons. It has given me a very unique opportunity to test the environmental protection, ease of cleaning, and durability of a large number of LSP's in a much more difficult environment than most people will ever see. I wish I could scream my test results at the top of my lungs and have people actually listen. Unfortunately, people are passionate about their products, especially when their product's short comings are brought up, so you are the only one I've really told about my entire experience with testing LSP's.
So.. four PM's worth of rant summarized....
Best in class (Wax) for environmental protection, looks, ease of cleaning and durability: Collinites
Best in class (Sealant) for environmental protection, looks, ease of cleaning and durability: UPGP. *However* I need to thoroughly test the latest crop and formulas of sealants, inlcuding Zaino. UPGP's heavyweight belt is going to be challenged soon.
I tend to get my hackles up a bit easy on this subject as well, since I am in a unique position of testing a large number of LSP's VERY VERY VERY thoroughly for the last six years. I hate to toot my own horn, but I know my **** when it comes to the environmental protection, ease of cleaning, and durability of LSP's. It's what I've done to keep my cars from being damaged for six years now.
On a side note, we now live in a much larger house, but only have room in the garage for my car. So the wife's suv is parked on the side of the house... still in the sprinklers.
I hope I haven't scared you off with my huge long rant...I've had way too much coffee already this morning in preperation for a long, long day of studying the Boeing XXX in far more detail than I'd ever really want to know. I'll be in XXXX next Tuesday through the end of the week going through hell/training to get back to being a "line qualified" pilot for XXXXX.
Anyway, don't hesitate to PM me... I promise not to chew your ear off in the future.
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Again, I'm not going to sit here and respond to a bunch of questions about how such-and-such LSP did during my testing. It's important to note that alot of products have changed in the six or so years since I last tested it. Alot of my test results are old and need to be updated. However, I still stand by my results: Collinites are some of the most well-rounded waxes out there, and UPGP still has to have it's crown knocked off.
The above is all IMHO, and is a direct result of very careful testing and observations over a six year period. I know that others experiences, results, opinions, etc will be different, and that's to be expected. "Find something you like, and use it often" to borrow the words of the great Mike Phillips.

Anyway, below is the pasted text from all those PM's. Please don't PM me asking "well, how'd XXXX LSp do in your test?" I'm not gonna be able to respond. The text below is my findings, and I really don't have anything else to say.... Wasn't it Forrest Gump that said that???
Paste:
I know what you mean about losing your garage...About six years ago, we had to move from a house to a very small townhouse. The single car garage rapidly filled with stuff, and both of our cars were parked outside. My car was parked in a spot that got hit with the sprinkler system *every night* during the spring/summer/fall. This was when I was a huuuuuuge Zainoite. Unfortunately, the Zaino didn't keep the spots from penetrating through to the clear and caused some pretty nasty etching. That's when I really got into car detailing. And also when I dropped Zaino as my primary LSP, although I've always kept it on hand. My latest bottles are about 2 years old, though. Back then, I was taking my car through a touchless car wash *every day*, and that's when I noticed that Zaino didn't come as clean through a touchless wash as carnaubas do. So add the water spots and the poor touchless cleaning ability together, and I was off of Zaino. I was a born-again wax lover. Now to be fair, I haven't used any of Zaino's new formulations. At least, I don't think I have. Word is that Sal is constantly tweaking his formulas, but doesn't ever make public the changes that are made. My latest bottles (2 years old), still suffer from the same flaws: an inability to prevent environmental contaminants from penetrating to the clear coat, and the inability to *readily* release surface contaminants. I'm thinking of buying some new Z just to see if those two flaws have been corrected in his latest formulas.... Continued next PM.. getting close to the 2k PM char limit.... and I can't stop talking.
Sorry for the rant, I just wanted to let you know what *my* side of the Zaino story is, as I know that the vast majority of Zaino users/lovers are quite adamant about their sealant of choice...alot of people just flat out refuse to listen to any negative things about Zaino; it's almost like a religion to alot of people, it seems. I've seen the darndest flame wars erupt from some innocent (but negative) comment about Z on the forums.
Anyway, back then, I tried a *bunch* of different carnauba car waxes. Today, I have whittled my collection down to three: Vintage, and the two primary Collinites- IW 845 and 476S Super Double Coat.
I have also been revisiting sealants, slowly but surely. UPGP provides a *very* similar look to Zaino. Which is one of the reasons I like UPGP alot. Don't get me wrong, there are *Alot* of things I LOVE about Zaino: the LOOK! OMG, Zaino looks a-mazing. Ease of application... ZFX izzle the shizzle. The durability: the shine lasts *forever*. And I also *love* (and continue to use to this day) ALL the other Zaino products. Their AIO is the very best sealant based AIO on the market, IMO. *However*, the poor environmental protection and poor touch free wash results vetod everything else. Anyway, FK1 HighTemp 1000P is also a nice looking sealant. It has a bit of a carnauba look to it. The verdict is still out on ease of cleaning and environmental protection. I haven't used it long enough to know....
continued "Next Rant"
OK, one last minor rant, and I promise I'll get to what you actually asked me about.
Alot of people just don't understand my position on Zaino not cleaning well. That's because they use traditional wash methods and traditional wash media. And if you go out and wash your Zaino'd car with a hose, bucket, and sheepskin mitt, your Zaino car will be very clean. So they think I'm smokin' the good stuff.. "Whaddya mean Zaino cars don't clean easy????" Not realizing that I'm talking about not touching the car at all.
Also, the water where I'm at is *very* hard. Sprinkler systems on a car *every* night will seperate the men from the boyz as far as LSP's are concerned *very* fast. Only *the very best* environomental protection LSP's need apply. Unfortunately, right now that still means carnaubas. The *Only* LSP's to be able to survive two weeks of sprinklers *every night* without making permanent water spots on my car were true waxes. Particularly, the three previously mentioned. None of the other waxes/sealants could make it a full two weeks before the LSP was compromised to the point of letting the spots stick.
There are certainly other waxes/sealants that look better, for sure. But for a well-balanced diet of environmental protection, looks, ease of cleaning, and durability, you *can not* beat the Collinites. The Vintage wins for looks, ease of cleaning and environmental protection, but falls on it's face (compared to Collinite) for durability. Good thing the refills are free, cause you have to apply Vintage *frequently*.
IMHO, Collinite is worth far, far more than it's 15 bucks per bottle. Honestly, I would switch the price tag off of Souveran and put it on IW 845, and hang IW 845's tag on Souveran. Souveran looks good, but sucks in all other ways.
Continued next rant... er.. i mean PM..
Anyway xxxxx(name changed to protect the victim/recipient of this PM from H3LL), the whole point of all this... for the last six years, I've had at least one car exposed to (very hard water) sprinklers every night during the warm seasons. It has given me a very unique opportunity to test the environmental protection, ease of cleaning, and durability of a large number of LSP's in a much more difficult environment than most people will ever see. I wish I could scream my test results at the top of my lungs and have people actually listen. Unfortunately, people are passionate about their products, especially when their product's short comings are brought up, so you are the only one I've really told about my entire experience with testing LSP's.
So.. four PM's worth of rant summarized....
Best in class (Wax) for environmental protection, looks, ease of cleaning and durability: Collinites
Best in class (Sealant) for environmental protection, looks, ease of cleaning and durability: UPGP. *However* I need to thoroughly test the latest crop and formulas of sealants, inlcuding Zaino. UPGP's heavyweight belt is going to be challenged soon.
I tend to get my hackles up a bit easy on this subject as well, since I am in a unique position of testing a large number of LSP's VERY VERY VERY thoroughly for the last six years. I hate to toot my own horn, but I know my **** when it comes to the environmental protection, ease of cleaning, and durability of LSP's. It's what I've done to keep my cars from being damaged for six years now.
On a side note, we now live in a much larger house, but only have room in the garage for my car. So the wife's suv is parked on the side of the house... still in the sprinklers.
I hope I haven't scared you off with my huge long rant...I've had way too much coffee already this morning in preperation for a long, long day of studying the Boeing XXX in far more detail than I'd ever really want to know. I'll be in XXXX next Tuesday through the end of the week going through hell/training to get back to being a "line qualified" pilot for XXXXX.
Anyway, don't hesitate to PM me... I promise not to chew your ear off in the future.
End of paste.
Again, I'm not going to sit here and respond to a bunch of questions about how such-and-such LSP did during my testing. It's important to note that alot of products have changed in the six or so years since I last tested it. Alot of my test results are old and need to be updated. However, I still stand by my results: Collinites are some of the most well-rounded waxes out there, and UPGP still has to have it's crown knocked off.
The above is all IMHO, and is a direct result of very careful testing and observations over a six year period. I know that others experiences, results, opinions, etc will be different, and that's to be expected. "Find something you like, and use it often" to borrow the words of the great Mike Phillips.