I used California Something or another form Advanced Auto. I think its got carnauba or something in it. You have to shake it up to mix whetever is in the bottom. I'll probably give it to the neighbor. I saw him use Grease Lightning on the dash of his '83 Tempo follwed up by a spritz of cheap cologne. I couldn't think of anything to say so I just went home. He'll think he hit the motherload when I drop off my old stuff on his doorstep. He's dirt poor so I don't rib him at all for what he does. I tell him if it makes him happy, to go for it. I had to use the Gold Class since my wife got it for me for Christmas. I tried to not use by saying I couldn't find it. She found it and gave it to me like a cat leaves a dead mouse on the doorstep. She was proud.
Where do I start?
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J.J.
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That is too funny. THe whole post had me laughing! Especially the part about the cologne. I can see some red neck out in the lawn spraying cologne on his dash saying, "yeah bou... gonna smell real guud now"
JJ
JJ
eyeguy1 said:
This guy is truly the quintessential redneck! You've got to admire him for his negotiation skills though. I've literally seen him with over a dozen cheap cars and when I ask him the total amount of money he's spent on all the cars, he tells me usually a couple hundred bucks. He'll do good with one car, then lose a little on the next and then make a little more on the next. I don't make fun of him because he's just a helluva nice guy and people always make fun of rednecks 'til their car breaks down! Not the greatest neighbor one could have, but he's a great guy none the less. BTW, he does smell real guud. lol