What would you do if...

I would run at them. Seagulls are lazy as hell, so they would probably walk along the car first to see if they can get far enough away from you to be safe. If you ran at them, they would jump up and fly away.



But I may have to throw some Alka-Seltzer-laced bread balls at those garbage chickens. :p
 
Answer: Call my insurance agent. Then "shoo" away the dreaded birds.



One of many reasons why I do NOT use crowded mall parking lots, and/or most parking lots in general.
 
That gives me an idea. Take a bag of bread crumbs/chunks and dump it at the other end of the parking lot. The seagulls will be preoccupied until you are finished in the store!
 
Looks like the gulls want some wheels.



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Mine?



Tort
 
A few finely placed 5.56mm bullets from my M-16, oh gosh don't call the animal activists, LOL.



I don't think I'll take it that far but I would certainly be having a BF.....how young do you have to be to get this :)
 
Too bad they are illegal to shoot..... I would love to give them Alka Seltzer, but honesly, would you really, want to pressurize those things ? Bad things could happen... LOL
 
Setec Astronomy said:
I don't think it has anything to do with that, it has to do with the GARBAGE that accumulates (no offense) in parking lots and the dumpsters from the stores nearby.
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Heh heh, Re "accumulates" in above context :cool:



Could be the garbage, but I see 'em in clean lots too :nixweiss
 
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