What is your morning ritual?

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Scottwax

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it “the terminator”. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg bada$$. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
 
Scottwax said:
First I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time� pose.
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Great, now I have to put out my mind's eye . . .



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Damn. Once you've read it, you can't UN-read it! Make it stop!
 
That was funny, sad and quite frankly a little scary. Hey Scottwax, layoff sniffing the products... ;)



I did laugh out loud. :spit:
 
Wow Scott....Is this the stuff you come up with when your stressed about Lotus paint burn? Kinda scary....but maybe I need to try that!
 
Dude...that had me laughing so hard at my desk. I actually read it more than once and just kept laughing each time I read it. The comment about the shower curtain sticking to your leg has me laughing as I type this. It's that little detail in the story that proves you REALLY do that ritual each morning in the shower. Which makes it all the funnier



I trust you're a top notch detailer, but you should look into standup for other work.



friggin hilarious, thanks...
 
4:40 am, alarm sets off, I hit snooze once, this allows me 9 minutes to prepare for the days onslaught.

4:50 am, Im up. Run to kitchen to make 6 cups of coffee. While thats drippin, I turn on the laptop.

4:55, pour my cup, sit down with the laptop, go through Autopia and Acurazine, and a few other forums.

5:30, hop in the shower (Or morning ritual, whichever occurs first, Im rather regular except when daylight savings rolls in, lol)

5:50, out of the bathroom.

6:00, all dressed and. Grab my backpack, throw the paper in it, fire up the cuad Cab, and Im gone.

6:15, arrive at work.........

5 pm, leave work and start work at the home based business

630 pm, arrive at home to my beautiful kids and lovely wife of 21 years. Have dinner, talk about the day.

7:30 More business, hit up USPS and Fedex.

9:30, wind down, watch a show with my wife, and call it a night!

10:30, Im out!!
 
Here's mine:



5:00 AM-Wake Up and grab a cup of coffee (preset prior evening)

5:10 Turn on news and computer (Check email and various forums)

5:30 Shave and wash up

5:35-Go for a run 4 to 4.5 miles

6:15/30 Eat Breakfast

7:00 Shower and Dress

7:30-8 Out Door to Work :)
 
Monday & Tuesday:

Wake up at 6am

Turn on the news

Drink a cup of coffee

Visit the throne

Wake my son up at 7:30

Feed my son

Make sure he gets ready

Get dressed

Check work email

Leave to take son to school at 8:20

Arrive at his school at 8:50

Get back home at 9:20

Work via VPN

Leave to pick son up at 3:20

Arrive at sons school at 3:50

Get home at 4:30

Get son started on homework

Work until 5:30’ish

Make dinner

Hang with son

Put son to bed

Clean up after dinner and stuff

Browse websites of interest

In bed anywhere from 11-2am



Weds-Friday



Wake up at 5am

Visit the throne

Get ready

Leave by 5:30

Arrive at work at 6:30

Work until 5pm

Get home by 6-6:30

Make dinner, for just me or a guest

Hang with friend or browse sites of interest

Putz around

In bed anywhere from 11-2am

**Fridays are soccer games so I leave work at 4:30 and get there by 5:30-6pm.
 
6:00 Get up and use some mouthwash

6:05 tell the wife to cook some breakfast

6:10-whenever- (edited by mods) the girlfriend:chuckle:
 
I sometimes practice my karate moves (very carefully) while showering. They're really more like mini karate moves since the shower is really small and I can't get any full limb extensions. No mishaps yet aside from knocking things off shelves.



After that, I turn on the TV and do sit ups, push ups and stretching while watching the news and use the commercial time to get ready for work.



Then it's the commute to the office. I usually stop in the kitchen on the way and make myself a bowl of oatmeal. Then make my way through the dining room, through the living room to the front door to grab the WSJ and then finally into the office.
 
wannafbody said:
6:00 Get up and use some mouthwash

6:05 tell the wife to cook some breakfast

6:10-whenever- (edited by mods) the girlfriend:chuckle:
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Do the wife and the gf have separate bedrooms? :think:
 
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