We Need a Detailer's Creed

47. I will share my foam gun fun with my 4 year old when washing the cars and not hog it all to myself.

48. I will train my 4 year old and 2 year old to be on watch for anyone who might bump, rub against, scratch, or look strangely at my gleaming vehicles.

49. I will train my dog to bark ferociously at anyone who oversteps the 1 meter perimeter around my vehicles.

50. I will ignore smirks and friendly jabs from neighbors when I apply AquaWax on the brand new mailboxes we installed over the weekend.
 
51. I will remind my spouse that, although detailing may be addictive, it is also therapeutic.

52. I understand that, upon completion of a full detail, the vehicle will be cleaner and smell much better than I.
 
53. I shall weep for the dead when I drop the clay bar on the ground. Then smile, realizing that there are 4 brand new ones in the garage.
 
55. Whenever the neighbors give me that funny look and asks me "are you waxing your car again? I shall quote our esteemed Mayor of Autopia...



You think I'm waxing my car here? No, my good man, I'm putting on a fresh coat of envy!
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Hee hee hee, you guys crack me up. And after reading this thread I have to go outside and look at my car again. :D
 
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