Well, it's a done deal.
It was a 2002 and had never been cleaned before. It only has 52,000 miles on it so it wasn't really terrible, but it did require more effort than I had expected.
It probably should have been a project for the old smelly Gunk Engine Degreaser.

It had no covers of any sort.
It took a lot of brush work and rag cleaning to get things looking decent. Amazing Roll-Off ended up being what I used. Finished it off with CD-2 Engine Detailer.
Because of time restraints, it was not as clean as I would have liked to have it, but my friend:
1. Was very happy.
2. Promised not to tell anyone I did it.
We also cleaned the interior including the leather seats and that went quite well. Woolite & water at 6:1 and 4 Star Leather Conditioner made the seats look new again. The carpet has always had mats and it only needed a good vacuuming. The mats were their winter rubber mats and were easily cleaned.
The paint was more of a challenge than we had time for. It really needed a lot more than the one step I was hoping for. The car was a very dark blue and very swirled from being run through car washes for years. The closest thing to wax it has ever had was the spray on, rinse off stuff at the car wash.
Optimum Poli-Seal cleaned up a lot and I used some Meguiar's #80 in a few spots, but it could have used a lot more work. I cheated a little and did a decent job on the hood, deck, and rear part of the trunk. It was a convertible so their was no roof to be concerned about. Most of the vertical surfaces just got Poli-Seal and a polishing pad long enough to make them look good. A quick coat of Opti-Seal was all we had time for. Interestingly enough, he had never noticed the swirls until I pointed them out to him. Like many people, he just saw shiny.

Wheels cleaned up good with just Poorboy's Spray & Wipe and the tires got Poorboy's Bold & Bright. Wheel wells got No Touch tire shine. (Cheated again)
His wife, whose car it is, called me tonight to compliment me on the look of her car.
:funny:I just told her thank you and didn't tell her what a half a$$ed job I had done.

I would like to get it back when I could spend more than a couple of hours on it. The paint alone probably needs two hours of work.
He thinks I'm too particular and he might be right, but I know what it could look like given time to do it.
No pictures. Hardly had time for a glass of iced tea.
Oh yes, as a side note. It wouldn't start after the engine cleaning. No hose was used, just spray bottles. Distributor and most electrical components were wrapped in plastic cling wrap. I blew everything out with my air compressor and we had no problem starting it after about two hours while we worked on the rest of the car.