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Once upon a time I detailed a next door friends Van. He decided to pay me 250 bucks. Well I was like what is the catch? He said I went hunting and fishing for vacation. I said, "and" Well he said" I kinda spilled some of the trout in the bucket on the floor and my dog in the back bit them and killed them while we were eating lunch. Also he said some blood from animals was in the carpet. I needed the money bad for more detailing products so I did it. It was the worst ever I ended with with fishy smeeling hands and cleaning up animal and fish guts off the carpet!!!



I cringe and gag when I think I actualy cleaned that mess up.





:bounce
 
After a couple years detailing for actors/actresses, producers, singers and rapper rappers alike the craziest thing I have is enough sprinkled and misplaced cocaine to kill a horse. Pot reaks too and can be a bitch to air out any vehicle.
 
Ryan, I'll bet you could write a pretty interesting book!



I'll bet the DEA wants you for some undercover detailing work too. :)
 
When I had my shop, I picked up a Honda that belonged to the girl who cuts my hair. As I was going thru the car to put things away, I saw an large envelope that said "photos-do not bend", being that she was a friend, I looked inside. I saw 8 pages of photos of her, naked. Each page had 20 shots each, wow, what a surprise. She had them taken by a photographer, and yes, she is hot. I told her I saw them, and she was embarrased, but not mad. That was by far the best thing I ever found in a customers car.

Scott
 
wow....... thats some crazy stuff you guys are finding.



The craziest thing I ever found was when I got into a tradein vette at the chevy dealership..... opened the glove box and inside was a dead rat...... scared the **** outta me, but there it was, eyes open, just staring me down...... :scared
 
I found something else in the S600 of the lady who had the Doc Johnson catalog...a controller attached to a vibrating egg! And I thought cell phones could be distracting... :D
 
How about $1000.00 Cash money under the seat. Loaded pistols in the glove box. Many credit cards. I have seen everything over the years.
 
This wasn't during a car detail but......

I took a vehicle extracation, patient stabilization class at our local training facility. We would get wrecked cars from the local junk yard and tear the roofs off, rip the doors open etc. to practice. When we cut the door apart from a car we found a LARGE (about 2 lbs) bag of pot.

We had fun taking turns posing for pictures with it until the donut eaters got there. They didn't think it was funny at all. :bounce
 
FLONI said:
there's lots of screws loose around here....just that my screweyness is pointed out the most...but i got lots of company here...thats why ifeel so at home....:xyxthumbs
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I think that my screweyness gets point out just as much as yours :).



I have found some really sick stuff.

Open condoms (unused thank god!)

Tampons (unused thank god!)

Drugs, about two ounces of pot, ooops I mean one once of pot and some other stuff.;)



One time I vacuumed something up that sounded really wierd, I checked the container and it was a diamond earing she lost about a month ago.



The thing i find most which I do not understand, is money. Do these people really forget that they misplaced a $100.00 bill.

But this is how you keep your customers for life, give it back and say you found it under your seat.

NYD
 
Blunt wraps (papers), a bag of weed, tons of expensive cigars, Maxim, Playboy, and a few other porn magazines, many guns and kinives, lots of cash, lots of half eaten french fries, cookies, and some other foods, a mini bottle of Jack Daniels, quite a bit more stuff... I have seen it all.



But the one thing that still disgusts me to this day...



As many of you know I have clients on the Rockets team. No names, sorry. Anyway, one of them has a pretty big body guard. 6'3 and around 450 - 500lbs. Yes, really that big. I was cleaning out his Suburban a few months ago when I came across what I thought was a du-rag. I picked it up and folded it nicely when I saw it was no du-rag, but a giant thong.



I nearly lost my lunch all over the car. I had just touched a huge man thong that I found under a car seat.



Gross.
 
I have to be careful how I say this, here it goes I found some incriminating articles in a affaliate of a very organized philadelphian , thats probally too much but I doubt the mob hangs out on autopia on another occasion I found 100k in cash , two tech nines and at least 10 bricks of cocaine. All this behind the seat of a suburban , if it wasn't for the window tint you could walk up and see it. Thats the car I got a really good tip on.
 
So the consensus is... Detail Customers usually leaves:



1) Drugs

2) Guns

3) Sex Toys/Catalogs

4) Decaying living organisms...



hehe... that about sums it up...
 
Oh yeah, I forgot about the porn DVD I found. Apparently, this guy likes to watch one woman and more than one guy...way, way more! :lol
 
I was in high school and borrowed my brother's Jeep Grand Cherokee and went duck hunting. We got a couple more mallards than we should have, so I stuck one in the rear side compartment where the jack and tools were. I forgot all about the duck--my brother could not figure out what was reaking--so he took it to be cleaned and the detailer found the duck. He was less than happy with me.



He got me back though--he borrowed my hunting jacket to go dove hunting and left a couple of doves in the rear bag (September). The coat ended up at my mom's house in the coat closet. Poor woman couldn't figure out what the strange order was around the closet and washer and dryer. Had a guy from Sears come out to check the washer and dryer. It wasn't until I used the coat to go pheasant hunting in November that I maid the fun discovery after putting my hand in the bag pouch.



He said he completey forgot about the birds--I still wonder...:argue
 
have you noticed that all the customers that have all these sexual paraphenalia are the ones that want a very nice -- clean looking,detailed car?...they must be very anal...get it?...anal?...haha...ok, i'm done...
 
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