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Live rats, vomit, dog feces, guns, etc.



Once we found a pair of men's briefs under the driver seat of a VW EOS. We discarded them. The customer showed up the next day asking where his underwear went. Apparently, he has always kept a pair of clean underwear in his car for "emergencies" since he had become a licensed driver. He was in his 60s.
 
bigfoot said:
I just found a $50 under a carpet, put it in the ashtray and told the owner's employee about it.
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Smart move. A couple of my friends work the wash rack at the local BMW dealership. Sometimes cars will come in with a significant number of twenty or fifty dollar bills laid out perfectly in a fan shape under the floor mat. They do it to trick the wash employees into stealing it so they can get somebody fired. Shady stuff, eh? Kind of blows my mind that some rich people have nothing better to do than try to get other people fired. :think:
 
OCDinPDX said:
Smart move. A couple of my friends work the wash rack at the local BMW dealership. Sometimes cars will come in with a significant number of twenty or fifty dollar bills laid out perfectly in a fan shape under the floor mat. They do it to trick the wash employees into stealing it so they can get somebody fired. Shady stuff, eh? Kind of blows my mind that some rich people have nothing better to do than try to get other people fired. :think:
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I know, but the best part is when they find the bill on another place and are like " :wow: you are very honest!" Well, I do not tend to take something that it's not mine, unless told to do so.
 
Setec Astronomy said:
Er...wth? You go shopping at the mall with 10 grand in cash? And you don't notice when you lose a grand? Must be nice...
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It's a long story, I saved up money for AGES upon AGES to just go get everything that I wanted. I was so happy when I found the grand. Sounds completely unrealistic but it's true.
 
I actually found 4 teeth in the back seat of a lexus LS awhile back... kinda weirded me out. How do you end up with a tooth, let alone TEETH in your backseat?? I used an inside-out ziplock to pick them up, sealed them, and put them into the bag with the rest of the owners loose change, pens, and stuff I found under the seats.



C R E E P Y !
 
In the gross category it would be an ashtray filled to the brim with the Porsche owners nail clippings! Why on earth the guy keeps his nail clippings I have no idea but just about lost my lunch on that.



Second would be, in the same owners car, cat turds petrified under the passenger seat. Turns out the guy drives with cats. Like the guy is Norman Bates.





In the "I would never expect that!" category it would be a bag of pot in a surgeons car.



Sexiest category would be a pair of very sexy, very lacy pink panties. This was at the start of my detailing profession and I made good friends with all the gals in this one office so while doing one of the gals cars, a sexy redhead, I came upon the item in question while clearing the car out before vacuuming. They were in the driver seat back pocket so they must of been removed while in the back seat.....I'm only guessing here. So I took them inside after I was done, called out her name and asked her (while I had everyone's attention) "Hey, car is all done, by the way are you missing these?!" I then held them high over my head for everyone to see.



I never thought a red head could get more red:rofl



Anthony
 
Boogers on Joe Tori's head liner. That was hands down the grossest car I ever did (including suicide and senior **** cars)
 
Wow I remember this thread back in 2001 when I was lurking!!!



Back then products like those found in the Doc Johnson catalog was controversial... but now....... they just seem so common... nobody giggles or blushes over it anymore. The attitude towards these things has changed a lot in the past nine years or so.
 
use to work at a body shop who had accounts for mercedes bmw etc.. while doing a mercedes i was cleaning around the rear seat and found a small baggy of crystal meth.
 
baker999 said:
It might be more hassle than what it's worth to you guys, but my brother is a cop. They also have to worry about sticking their hands in nasty places and getting poked or cut. There are special gloves out there that they use. They are thin like driving gloves but things like needles and knives won't go through them without some serious work.
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Getting a pair today, I've never realized up until I read this thread, I get cut on almost every car I clean. It's just my luck though.
 
How about crappy toilet paper...and yes, it's one of those things you just have to ask about. Well, aparently the customer had to go to the bathroom real bad, so she pulled off to the side of the road, went and wiped herself....not wanting to litter (LOL), she threw it on the floor in the back and apparently it blew under the seat and she forgot about it.
 
I have a client that I clean 6 cars a month for. found a condom in his 22 year old son's car. Not used, but I put it in a place he would know I found it...lol. Funny, he acts strange when I come clean the cars now.



Always find money...i put it in the center console. I also tell the customer.



Never found a sex toy...but that would be interesting.
 
I have found a bag of weed, a wedding ring, and a rotten bannana in a glove compartment.



When I was in training someone found a handgun under a seat that was used in a murder, we called the cops because we have to anytime we find a weapon that isnt enclosed in a case such as a hunting shotgun.
 
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