Top 10 things you should never be seen in

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All my fellow DC'ers (well the men anyways sorry Awd but I don't know crap about the rules for the ladies - other than no camel toe :lol ).

These are the top ten things you should never wear -

1. SOCKS WITH SANDALS (Yes, I am looking at you DEAN)

2. Jean Shorts - no they do not make you look cool and if they are cut offs and your not Catherine Bach, get rid of them.

3. Anything with BIG DOG on it - people are laughing at you..really..they are :)

4. Trucker Hats - Thank you Ashton Kutcher, can we put them back on truckers now?

5. Gold Chains - unless you run the cuban mob, have a top ten album on the rap charts or you are Mr. T - take them off.

6. Collars Up - okay someone is trying to bring that one back to life. Stop it, stop it right now..unless your worried about aerodynamics, you don't need a foil around your head.

7. Spandex - if your taking the alps in under 40 minutes that is okay. If you run three times a week around the neighborhood...no. As much as others may think I don't need to see anyone's twigs and berries vacuum packed.

8. Low Rise Jeans - okay some guys can wear them - the one rule being if you can pull then up without a large fatty fleshy area stopping them, then yes you can wear them. If you put them on and you look like an ice cream cone with your shirt off - put them back and get loose fit!

9. Silk shirts - no no no no no...pajama's maybe - outside of the house never.

10. Clogs - I don't care how easy they are to slip on - you look like the friggen lil dutch boy..if you ARE dutch then clog away I love your cheese) but the rest of you - when you wear clogs you say to the world "i just quit trying..." :headbang
 
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:lol !!!

I agree with all of it, but mostly the trucker hats. It's usually upper-middle class kids trying to act trashy. And no trucker in their right mind would wear a Suede/Mesh Von-Dutch hat!

BTW: What made you think of this? I remember seeing your QE avatar...is there any connection?
 
it was the slack

I get for baggin on clean dean for his sock with sandals!

:) - besides Kyan had more hair than I do (that and I don't get Bravo :( )
 
8. Low Rise Jeans - okay some guys can wear them - the one rule being if you can pull then up without a large fatty fleshy area stopping them, then yes you can wear them. If you put them on and you look like an ice cream cone with your shirt off - put them back and get loose fit!


This can apply to the women too. Too often I see these women who look like muffins - the little paper wrapper with the muffin overflowing the sides and all....yeah, not a pretty sight.

Are the sandals cool without socks, or are they out all together?
 
Re: Re: Top 10 things you should never be seen in

Dwayne said:
Isn't that the name of a high fiber cereal from Kelloggs?
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:lmfao and if you eat it you definatly should not be wearing spandex!
 
Don't mess with the Big Dog

That's not a bad list, really. I agree with 9 of them.

But I have to disagree about the Big Dog stuff. Those shirts actually hold up pretty good. I don't wear them to work of course, but I'm not emberrassed by them. I've never seen anyone laughing at me on the street, and no one has said anything to me about them being stupid. Of course, I am 6'5" with a shaved head and a little intimidating.

:beat

No one has laughed at me even when I'm wearing my Big Dog t-shirt with jean shorts.

:D

Of course I don't wear the shirt that says "Big Dog Mom" on it.

And that's the Bottom Line, Because Stone Cold Says So.
 
hehe - trust me someone is laughing :lol -

but hey I can't just pick on Big Dog - Tommy Bahamma too - nothing says I dropped 200 dollars on a loud obnoxious shirt more than Tommy Bahamma -
 
groebuck said:
hehe - trust me someone is laughing :lol -

but hey I can't just pick on Big Dog - Tommy Bahamma too - nothing says I dropped 200 dollars on a loud obnoxious shirt more than Tommy Bahamma -
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Man, you must have been looking through my closets. Weird.

Tommy Bahama clothes
Big Dog Shirts
Jean Shorts

I guess you can't run with the Big Dogs!

:cool
 
Fleet said:
Man, you must have been looking through my closets. Weird.

Tommy Bahama clothes
Big Dog Shirts
Jean Shorts

I guess you can't run with the Big Dogs!

:cool
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and I thank the maker every day :lmfao
 
groebuck said:
Sandals - no socks = cool

Sandals + white socks = not cool

Sandals + black socks = virgin
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Slight alteration here:

Sandals + black socks = terminal virgin
 
groebuck said:
Sandals - no socks = cool

Sandals + white socks = not cool

Sandals + black socks = virgin
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Right on! I'm wearing sandals and no socks today and it's good to have groebuck's endorsement that I am cool. :naughty
 
Dude with the great Customer Service I get from you and PAC - you could be wearing the entire list at once and still be cool in my book.

Just don't though...:lol
 
Cool, I've avoided 10 out of 10. Well, I do have jean shorts for working around the house. I hope that doesn't hurt my ratings.
 
as long as you don't leave the house or live in a secluded wooded area where only hikers and campers can see you it's cool...:)
 
11. sans-a-belt slacks

Great list Groebuck!

I agree with them all, but I like low rise jeans.


Do you think that those floral hawaii five O shirts should be on the list?
 
Oh feel free to add to list - so

11. Sans-a-belt slacks
12. Hawaiian shirts - unless you live there or your going to a pig roast - don't


(eb you can wear low rise jeans if you pass the test :) ).
 
groebuck said:
Oh feel free to add to list - so

11. Sans-a-belt slacks
12. Hawaiian shirts - unless you live there or your going to a pig roast - don't


(eb you can wear low rise jeans if you pass the test :) ).
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Cool! How about,


13. Black shoes/ brown belt
14. Gold rings/silver watch
 
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