the writings on the wall

elortt

elortt

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what have you found written on stall walls

on left wall----------to play toilet tennis look at other wall
on right wall--------to play toilet tennis look at other wall

(my kneck was sore after 5 minutes of that):nono

someone wrote "stop looking for jokes on stall walls the only joke in here is the one in your hand"

( how did they know):dunno

Eric
 
In Germany, they are selling a PeePee soccer game. It's a goal with a ball hanging from a string that you are supposed to "score" on. Thought it was pretty funny.
 
The best was here at work - in our bathrooms the fellas have a habit of not flushing the urinals - it's gross

so someone *cough* *cough* I have no idea whooo....

printed out a sign and stuck it over the urinals -

"If you don't want a cup of it at your desk - please flush the urinal when you are done."
"I 'm sure you don't want to come face to face with mine, so I would appreciate it not to have to come face to face with yours."
 
I was a Gratefull Dead concert and on the wall there was two things that made me giggle


"Steve Poorboy was here"

"Spray& Wipe Rules"

..:lmfao :lmfao :lmfao
 
Hey groebuck,

Maybe these fellas you speak of live in rural areas and don't have the best of technology working for them. I recall back in the ole days when out in the back woods signs would read...

"If it's yellow let it mellow"
"If it's brown flush it down"

Maybe they're trying to conserver water. I'll bet they don't wash their hands either. Keep that in mind the next time you go to shake their hands. :hurl

Just another reason to have electronic flushes.
 
I saw this one at the cabin we stay in annually: "Here in the mountain, having fun, seldomly do we flush for number 1"


I still think it's gross.

Lord forbid if I have to #2 in public, but next time, I might consider bringing my travel spritzer of S&W and tiny velvet mitt:lmfao
 
heh - best line I ever heard

"Didn't your father teach you to wash your hands after you take a leak?"

"Nope - he taught me not to piss on my fingers..."
 
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