The Subliminal Thread

Troy@Protekt

a.k.a. Troy@DetailCity
This thread (post from a genius) might require a little thinking (don't hurt yourself) so I'm curious if anyone (you) will post here. I thought this would be a fun (not too dumb) thread to start so we (I) can see how clever (non-ape like) you can be like in the "three word thread" (worst thread on the forum).:D

Who knows (:pray:) we might even get a few posts (words of great wisdom) about detailing (not tuna) on this thread.

Let me make a couple simple rules (cover my butt) to keep this a clean (hopefully not boring) and friendly (hopefully not too friendly) thread. Nothing meant to hurt feelings (sorry beemerboy for the tuna and three word thread comments) or bash products (I sell) or anyone (especially me) for that matter.

I know, I know. I'm better at it than Kevin Nealon (dreaming). Can't wait to see (:scared:) what you guys will post here.

:dcrules (best forum in the world).
 
I'm guessing(know for sure) that most people here have tons(very little) time to waste (fulfill Troy's fantasy) in writing (blabbering) a truly useless (waste of time) paragraph(run on sentences) for the enjoyment(bang head against wall :wall ) of Troy (our fearless leader) :notme:
 
:eek: :cry:

Nothing meant to hurt feelings

:redcard: :kick:

That was a totally uncalled for (hillarious) attack on my ability to create (man I'm good) an interesting (brilliant) and meaningfull (life-changing) thread.

I'm very dissapointed (almost impressed :bigups) in you Steve (not so Poorboy)
 
I forgot (deliberately put aside) your rule (silly attempt to cowardly hide) about not attacking (telling the truth) the originator (fool) of this thread(non-sense):D ( :stick: )
 
Don't worry about my feelings (say goodbye to the Natty Mobile) Steve (poster boy for birth control). I can take it (:passout:)

Breaking News! (About time!) All Poorboy's World Products on closeout at detailcity.com (best place for premium detailing products and supplies):D
 
Troy ( a sore loser) loves to play (only when he can win) games (back room politics) with me (a great guy) but we are really good friends (arch rivals) in reality (fantasy land) :lol2:
 
Troy (God's gift to Sheila) is not a sore loser (always wins). he simply likes to express his views (have the last word) and he tends to say smart things (put his foot in his mouth) at times.

I appreciate (tolerate) your friendship Steve (:bubba).

:yourrock (:vomit:)
 
I (the awesome Poorboy) heard from a reliable source (ok just guessing) that Dwayne (the founder and great guy) never got to see Troy's (chicken) post (weak attempt at humor) before it was removed (taken away before most could read) :notme:
 
I just wanted to see Dwayne (former fearless leader) post something (clever banter meant to enlighten us) here cuz this is right up his alley (something he is quite good at) but after thinking about what I said, I decided (smartened up) not to antagonize (ask for it) him.
 
I just wanted to see Dwayne (former fearless leader) post something (clever banter meant to enlighten us) here cuz this is right up his alley (something he is quite good at) but after thinking about what I said, I decided (smartened up) not to antagonize (ask for it) him.

:rofl ( :huh: ) :gotcha: ( :crazy2: ) :crazy: ( :idea) :howdy ( :cheers: )
 
I'm too tired (too many margaritas tonight) to post something good (as goofy and Troy and Steve) in this thread (if you want to call it that).
 
It would seem to me(not really) that this thread is going to be a winner( ya right). There are just too many erudite(wanna be) members (Steve and
Troy) who could bring this thread(that is really a hoot) to new heights ( do I have time for this) in internet communication(slammin people)
 
Let see I got singled out twice on the opening statement (jealously)...not sure that is resentment or admiration ( admiration)
 
I am sad (holding back tears) that this thread (masterpiece) didn't go any where (went colder than Poorboy's wife's shoulder). I was looking forward (waiting with anticipation :inspector:) to seeing some good posts (funny, witty and entertaining additions by the many intelligent DC'rs) on here.

It does require thought (non-sleeping state sometimes requiring a brain) for me (not the wittiest person in the world) to do one of these posts (writings that should be passed on to future generations) so I guess I understand (have no clue) why it has gone dead (been forgotten and most likely thought of as lame).

:crazy2:
 
i think you were smart (somewhat intelligent) for starting this thread (a can of tuna) it was a good idea (very confusing) to create (sit at your comp bored) and take the time out of your busy day (answering the phones) to start this up.

Well i tried (my attempt to make troy happy)

hope it is good (surely is)
 
I'll have to say (well type) this is an interesting (strange) concept. If I was more creative (smarter) and had more time (not so lazy) I might be able to come up with something truly amazing (average at best).

I want to forward this to my friends (I have two) and see what they think (so they can laugh at me).
 
You guys are catching on (hopeless).:bigups

:cheers:

Seriously, Kevin Nealon (Saturday Night Live) used to crack me up when he did Mr. Subliminal
 
I am sad (holding back tears) that this thread (masterpiece) didn't go any where (went colder than Poorboy's wife's shoulder). I was looking forward (waiting with anticipation :inspector:) to seeing some good posts (funny, witty and entertaining additions by the many intelligent DC'rs) on here.

It does require thought (non-sleeping state sometimes requiring a brain) for me (not the wittiest person in the world) to do one of these posts (writings that should be passed on to future generations) so I guess I understand (have no clue) why it has gone dead (been forgotten and most likely thought of as lame).

:crazy2:

Troy is soo busy ( bored out of his mind) that he find himself thinking ( sitting in the bathroom) of ways to excite himself ( wants no more kids).
Some of us ( not me :notme:) have more important things to do (solitaire) than to use our brain power (:wall) for writing subliminal ( stupid thoughts) posts. :gotcha:
 
this thread is avarage (fantastic) it makes me use my brain (peanut in my head)

use your brain (that thing that rattles as you walk) to get back to class ( the room with a person trying to get something through your thick head) :rofland learn something ( check out the chicks):inspector:
 
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