The humorous Side of Detailing

keeotee

keeotee

Detailing Stare
I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Noser Damas. I've been detailing now for almost a year. Never met a detailin product I didn't like the smell of. It usually takes me about a day or two to wash and wax a car. True, most of the time I just sit on the back porch swing sniffin the products. But you know, they have such a good aroma - don't they though.

Personally, ain't nothin better than a warm summer's evenin on the swing watchin the sun set, sippin a cool ice tea and sniffin some of your favorite detailin product.

So what's yer favorite product smell? I kinda go for most all the the waxes and sealants myself, but of course I'll sniff most any of them - they're all good!

Now I know most a you guys and gals are really into the clean paint, deep gloss, shine, reflectivity and super wet look, but I'm tellin you yer missin out on the best part of detailin... just kickin back and sniffin the product. Yea, that's right - it'll do things to you in ways you won't have words to describe to others.

It's kinda like steroids for the nose if ya know what I mean!

Well, I spose that's about it. Just wanted to say howdy and introduce myself. Wanted to let you all in on what ya might be missin. Think of this as a public announcement. It's been my pleasure and yer welcome!



P.S. Am I too late for the mullet contest?




This has been a Trip Wire public service announcement.
 
Actually I just recieved a shipment of products from Dwayne today ... too dark and wet to use them ... so what did I do ... I opened each bottle to see what they smelled like ... Oh my ... better than apple pie!
 
Hey kee ! You're gone man. The Whaler likes to suck on the foam applicators after each use.:hungry
 
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I think Spray and wipe smells a little like coconut cream pie ...
Instead of cleaning my car with it ... I think I will make it into a Pina Colada!
Or pour it into a graham cracker pie crust.
 
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