I thought I was the only one getting old and taking 2 hours just to clean the car. Glad to see I am not the only old guy here
I have, however, been able to do a "2 hour job" on in-laws car and get decent results. My time calculations include setup (prepare soap, prepare tools, etc) Remember, the average person doesn't care or even notice things that would make us cry. As long as the car is clean and decently shiny, it will look wonderful to them:
-Swirls?
"Aren't those marks normal? All the cars have them!"
- Door jams?
"You can also clean those!?"
- Fenderwells?
"I didn't know they can be cleaned and look black!"
- Engine?
"The only one that looks at it is the guy that changes the oil?"
- Exhaust tips?
"Isn't dull gray their natural color?"
Steps
1) Get stuff ready
2) Start to rinse, starting with the tires, wheels and wells. Just a quick pass to loosen dirt and mud. do a second pass with more focus. Apply wheel cleaner to them.
3) Start rinsing the body. Try to blast as much dirt as you can.
This is key to move fast. A PW might be invaluable here.
4) Go back to the tires and wheels. Brush them. Unless they are beyond any hope, they will look much better. Rinse them, brush the wells. You are done here. Finish rinsing the body
5) Start washing, 2 bucket method of course and done properly (rinse mitt after one panel). Try to rinse after 4 or 5 panels (top and glass in one group; hood, front fenders and bumper; trunk, back fenders and back fender; doors)
6) As the car is still wet, clay quickly. You are only trying to take out the nastiest stuff.
7) Dry
8) Apply a one step wax. You need strong cleaners. KAIO comes to mind. I have used mothers cleaner wax and works wonders in this scenario. Remove it.
9) Move to the interior. Vacuum it
10) Clean surfaces with an interior detailer if not too dirty. Clean with HD total if soiled. You are not restoring, just cleaning. Move as such.
11) Fabric, seats and carpet, just a quick rubbing with HD total IF needed.
12) Clean glass!! Most of the people who cannot notice anything else will notice clean glass and mirror.
13) Dress tires.
14) Pick up stuff. You should be right under the time.
Alternatives
- Wash with a waterless car wash. 3D waterless and HD free cut time a lot. Going from conventional to rinseless saves a lot of time. Going from rinseless to waterless is a saving as big. The waterless can wash anything the rinseless can. Remember, you have already blasted the nastiest stuff. If time is really a constraint, you should already be using waterless. 4 oz should be enough to clean a properly blasted car.
- Skip the clay.
- The other way around, add a paint cleanser or polish if you washed fast. Use something that can be applied by hand with an HD unopad or a 4" polishing pad. You are not trying to remove swirls, just making the gloss pop. HD uno works great, and I have also used the turtle wax premium rubbing compound with fantastic results. Wax after this, no need to wash again.
- If time allows, door jams with waterless wash / quick detailer. Focus on the more visible and exposed surfaces. Forget the door harnesses grommets
How does it look? Fantastic for how it was!
Autopian stardards? Well, let's juts say "autopian in a hurry" Grab a beer and celebrate another conquest!
Alex