Sometimes you just have to ask...WHY?

Scottwax said:
What about little old ladies who apparently think they will get an "exact change award" when paying for their groceries?
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LOL....why does that always happen to me when i'm in a hurry and just popped in to buy one or two items ? An old lady in front me decides to clear out the bottom of her purse and starts to count 1,567 pennies to pay for her purchase. .....oh welll...gotta lov'em.....they make good cookies ! :xyxthumbs
 
I was next to a modded out Neon on the highway the other day. The car was lowered to a crazy degree, the guys wife and kids were sitting there snapping their necks at every expansion joint and I mean enough too cause injury even without bumps the car was barely staying straight. To top it off he had a really loud exhaust system that we heard a long way behind him and drew our attention to him to begin with. You know the type, it sounded like an F1 car.



His car seat was literally rocking like you would rock a baby to help it sleep, that poor kid is gonna have shaken baby syndrome.



Im sure in their minds these mods have benefits we just can understand.
 
Why is it that whenever you want the taxi driver in front of you to speed up, he seems to want to just take his sweet ol' time, and when you want them to slow down, they keep driving like maniacs?



Why is there never a cop around to catch flagrant lawbreaking drivers, but when you so much as forget to signal, there's one right behind you?



And here's a biggie: Why is it that whenever I'm driving a freshly detailed car, somewhere along the line the driver in front of me always (okay, maybe only 95% of the time) decides that his windshield is dirty and chooses THAT PARTICULAR TRIP to use his windshield washers?!:angry
 
Why do people automaticly think that a car that looks fast, is fast?



Why do people not know what a blinker does, and how useful it can be?



Why must people stop before turning onto their street?

Why must people take a right hand turn from the left side of the lane? Do they not know what the shoulder is for?



Why can police speed, pass on the shoulder, make illegal u-turns, and park in random areas (with no sirens on) and regular people can't? Are they exempt?



Why do people stay in the left lane, when there are 4 signs that say "Left Lane Ends, Merge Right!"?!?!?!



Why do people go to a store and ask for last weeks advertised price? Why do people come to a store on the last day of the sale, thinking that it will be in stock becuase they want it?







Oh, I met a guy that never changed the oil in his truck. He did however change the filter every 3,000 miles and topped off the quart that came out with the filter, but never officially changed the oil. The truck put on a reported 1 million miles in 12 years (it was a V8 gas engine).



Oh and for ricers. I raced a guy in a early 90s Eclipse, turbo charged, and smoked him in my 4.7 Dakota. It was so funny, and he was pissed to...he raced by me as I leveled off at 55 (in a 50 zone, I'm not stupid), and I heard it go 'PShhhhh, pop pop pop pop...' LOL!!!

A 4.7 with a C.A.I. really sounds mean, especially the part that the ricers hear as I pass them.
 
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