Something only Autopian's can appreciate...

Maybe just get the hot tub up to about 212 degrees and invite her over for a little dip???? Naahhh----, never mind!
 
Cybercowboy,



I understand exactly what you are going through. I had a coworker put his spiral notebook and cell phone on my hood and roof. I just picked them up and said"I'll hold them for you". Whew! :eek:
 
I have a co-worker who parked his vintage Alpha Romeo (detailed the under carriage with a tooth brush) in the back of a parking lot. As he was walking back toward the car, someone in a pile-o-junk mobile parked next to him and swung his door into the Alpha, quite hard. He stopped the guy and confronted him about the dent he just placed in his car.



The pile-o-junk driver didn't care... he then gave his own car a swift kick and walked away!



The Alpha driver called the police... the Officer arrived and was told the whole story. The Officer happened to be a car nut!



The Officer waited until the other driver returned to the scene, and asked him if he caused the damage the the Alpha. He indicated that he did but claimed it was an accident. The Officer then confirmed that the Alpha driver confronted him at the scene... he answered yes.



The pile-o-junk driver was arrested for hit & run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
When I was about 10 years old I used to come home on my bicycle and ride between the cars in our two car garage and park my bike in back. My Dad always warned me not to do that but I was too cool to listen.



One day I scraped the metal handbrake lever along about 3 feet of the front fender of his freshly restored, bright red Jaguar XKE. I ripped the paint off down to the primer.



Like you, he was understanding and hardly even yelled at me. Although he turned very, very red and Mom was positioning herself between me and him just in case.



I'm lucky I didn't end up in the adoption center for idiot kids.:scared
 
Was doing a car show last year with my AC Cobra replica. Woman walks up with about a two year old child. Proceeds to stand the kid on my sidepipe. I yell at her to get the kid off my pipe. She looks at me and lefts him off and proceeds to stand him top of my door. She is letting down a little dance number on the door before I can get around there to them. Didn't kill anyone, just said "Lady was your mother and father brother and sister?" She runs off and goes gets her husband. Her husband walks but and asks me if I yelled at his wife. I said angrlily "Yeah, I did. Your wife stood your kid on my car." He turns to his wife, and sayd "Your such a f***** moron. Your lucky we aren't paying for new paint job." Looks at me and "Sorry about that." Wonder who the kid will turn out like. Hope it ain't like her.
 
My sister-in-law, who constantly annoys the crap out of me, once used her foot to close the door to our bimmer because her hands were full. I was getting ready to yell at her when her husband (or my brother-in-law) yelled at her before I could. Good thing too because my wife and parents-in-laws were present and I would have looked pretty bad. But the best news of all was that the marring was only in the sealant.



I hate in-laws....:(
 
Or do ya'll get really annoyed when your passenger gets out and freakin' slams their door like they were escaping from an axe murderer. I mean so hard your teeth rattle. What the hell is up with that????? :nixweiss
 
Talking about in-laws. My mother-in-law used to live with us. One day I'm out working on the Cobra in the garage. Door ot the house is open. Kay [wife] asnd her mom get into big arguement. A both five minutes later he mom walks into the garage. She is standing by the AC and says "I'm just going to move out." I look up from the engine compartment, see that she is standing there with a broom in her hand. Look here right in the eye and said "Well, I see you got yourself a ride." Kay thought it was the funniest thing she ever heard, and her mom didn't speak tyo me for about two weeks. Kinda enjoyed thoese two weeks.



Steve
 
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