Something fishy goin on...

[crobinso]

heh heh, geez, what did your cousin do to the salmon to have made it so excited? or maybe it saw your shiney car and was excited by that? :nixweiss

In all seriousness, I've seen TV programs where scientists or whomever have taken a bunch of female salmon and "milked" them of their eggs into a batch of water. Then they took a male salmon and likewise "milked" him to release the semen. There is a certain way that you twist the fish to make it "milk". Similar to a doctor's gloved hand up your a** will "milk" semen out of you.



Charles

(Will this post be pulled for TMI?)

 

[tony_passat]

Nice fish...good catch. But as for the rest...it looks like you've been :sign by the salmon :rofl

:rofl Nice!



Funniest thread ever!

The salmon's final act of defiance!!!

 

[White95Max]

heh heh, geez, what did your cousin do to the salmon to have made it so excited? or maybe it saw your shiney car and was excited by that? :nixweiss



did it get rid of any smell/odors also? at least now we have a method for cleaning 'accidents' in the backseat of our vehicles.

Most of the time, when you catch a salmon that is ready to spawn, just the mere act of holding it vertical by the jaw/gills will cause it to spew all over the place. All he did was grab it by the jaw and lift it, and after a matter of seconds, the salmon just couldn't hold it in any longer. :nixweiss



Although the shiny car may have had something to do with it!



I haven't put it back in the car yet, so I don't know about the odor situation. Since it's been outside for the last few days, I haven't noticed a smell. I'm going to put some lemon juice (as mentioned earlier) on the area just for the hell of it. If there's a smell there, it should get rid of it. If there isn't a smell, then my car will just have a nice lemony smell to it.

 

[imported_KevinA]

Sort of reminds me of that mouse the old guy threw in the fire. The mouse ran back to the house while on fire and burned the house down!

 

[White95Max]

Yeah, I guess it was one last act of defiance before his head got chopped off. My cousin had the idea of roasting the head over our campfire, in an attempt to burn everything but the bone, and then he could take the skull home as a souvenir. That idea lasted about 10 minutes, until the head fell into the coals. :lol

 

[Tasty]

So anyway, how do I get fish semen out of my trunk liner?

Can't say I've ever heard of that problem before. That is funny.

 

[White95Max]

Ah, the memories of years past. Good ol' Maxima, it took a lot of abuse.

 

[a.k.a. Patrick]

Paul, its amazing what I could come up with if I do a little editing to your original story..............

 

[White95Max]

Uh oh, good thing you're not a moderator then! :lol

 

[imported_Denzil]

Have never seen this thread before... LoL.

 

[Zidane]

Thats just too funny.........



Try some Detailers Pride upholstery cleaner.

 

[White95Max]

I did use the DP Upholstery Cleaner. It worked great.

 

[usdm]

[james t kirk voice] ....I.... cant.... stop .... laugh-ing....[/james t kirk voice] :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[Ed Fisher]

Man ! I would never have thought of some fish gratifying itself on my car !! So did it ask for a smoke after orgasm ?! This story HAS to make the headlines !!



Well jokes aside, I would suggest some enzyme cleaner which breaks down organically instead of chemically...



Good luck

 

[usdm]

Maybe something from TOL might do the trick.



http://www.topoftheline.com/spots.html

 

[White95Max]

:lol GUYS...this thread is from 2004! Come on it's only 3 pages, read the whole thread and you'll see that I fixed the problem. The whole thread abounds with clever suggestions/jokes.