So this blonde looked over and read this headline

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Scottwax

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"12 Brazillian citizens killed" and shook her head sadly. Then she turned to the man on her right and asked ["How many is a brazillian again?"]



:LOLOL
 
How about this instead...





Top White House Aide: "President Bush, I have to inform you that we have just lost 2 Brazilian soldiers in Iraq"



G-dub: "My God, how many zeros are in a Brazillion?"





either way... :rofl
 
Ill have to tell my very republican father that last one and my good blonde friend the first one. If I don't return, y'all know that i've been burned at the stake :D
 
theeloved1 said:
How about this instead...





Top White House Aide: "President Bush, I have to inform you that we have just lost 2 Brazilian soldiers in Iraq"



G-dub: "My God, how many zeros are in a Brazillion?"





either way... :rofl
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Uh...no. BTW, Bush had a slightly higher GPA at Yale than the supposed genius John Kerry.
 
Scottwax said:
Uh...no. BTW, Bush had a slightly higher GPA at Yale than the supposed genius John Kerry.
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Ugh. Both jokes were saying the same thing. I think he just meant that he had also heard that joke in the form that he posted.

Bush has said plenty of dumb things...and I wouldn't be surprised to hear him ask how many is in a Brazilian. But political threads never get anywhere. We don't have to argue about political parties, because people have their opinions already. Nobody's going to change their political party preferences because some guy on a detailing forum told them how their candidate sucks/ed.
 
White95Max said:
But political threads never get anywhere. We don't have to argue about political parties, because people have their opinions already. Nobody's going to change their political party preferences because some guy on a detailing forum told them how their candidate sucks/ed.
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I agree 100%, but that doesn't stop people from trying. There are of course very rare occasions where people do start to see things from another point of view.
 
Well here is another Blondie joke ..



Doctor Doctor I broke my entire body . Look I touch (with her finger)my head and hurt , my arm , my leg , my knee all the same .

The Doctor says yes you have a broken finger





Cheers , Jean Paul
 
And another ...



A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"



The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
 
A blonde was short on rent money, so she was going door to door looking for odd jobs. She knocks on a door and the man offers her $150 to paint his porch and shows her where he keeps his paint and brushes. About 30 minutes later, she knocks on the door and tells the man she is finished.



"Wow, that was fast" he says.



"It wasn't very big" she replies. "Besides, its a Ferrari, not a porch".
 
Scottwax said:
A blonde was short on rent money, so she was going door to door looking for odd jobs. She knocks on a door and the man offers her $150 to paint his porch and shows her where he keeps his paint and brushes. About 30 minutes later, she knocks on the door and tells the man she is finished.



"Wow, that was fast" he says.



"It wasn't very big" she replies. "Besides, its a Ferrari, not a porch".
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That's older than dirt. :p
 
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