First of all, I mentioned Lemon Pledge as "tongue-in-cheek"..
OK, copy that, thanks for saying so. It wouldn`t have been the first time somebody tried to post about it being a decent solution!
Amazing at what a dirt clod at triple digit speeds can do...
Yes indeed, the last time that happened to me it blew half the front bumpercover off my wife`s A8, hit it just like a cannonball. Had to isolate some wiring before continuing so I could turn on the lights when needed without shorting things out.
The factory paint is PPG, which seems to be pretty tough. But bringing the car ..back up to snuff will be a winter project.
PPG makes lots of different paints...I`m OK with some of `em but generally prefer Spies Hecker. Eh, I`m spoiled by all the Audis.
Touching up chips is another very involved topic that`s not nearly as straightforward as one might think despite being basically "clean out the chips and fill them with paint".
I admit to being skeptical regarding the labeling of products. I mean, it appears that we just have to trust suppliers as to what their products are. Some of these companies are quite small. Suppose a down-and-out wax maker decides to relabel his wax as a sealant? How would we know? Is there a legitimate test of some sort?
Some reputable manufacturers have their products tested under properly controlled conditions by credible entitie. I.e., using LSPs on fresh repaints can be problematic, don`t want to interfere with the outgassing/curing of the new paint; Optimum Car Wax was extensively tested by Ford, who proclaimed it suitable for use on "post-production paintwork". Some Automotive International/ValuGard (yeah..SIC) products are approved by virtually all the major automakers. And when a majority of people here agree about something, that`s usually pretty reliable.
Of course, that is one of the functions of a forum such as this, to attempt to police the claims of vendors. "Hey, Acme sealant only lasts as long as their old wax. And that is not what it used to be before the Road Runner fell off the cliff." (I hope you are old enough to get that reference.)
So.... Is there a formal definition delineating coatings from sealants from wax (carnuba or polymer)?
Used to be that "wax" meant something primarily natural- carnauba, paraffin, etc. But these days words like "wax" get used in utterly inconsistent ways. FK1000P is a 100% synthetic product yet it`s called a "wax" because that`s what Floyd Meguiar decided to call it and you didn`t argue with Floyd or you became an ex-employee.
FK1000P is intriguing. I`ll order in the next few days.
I`m confident you`ll find it satisfactory.
Meanwhile, I just washed the Volt that was coated with Finish First and Zaino CS. Used Z7 soap, ordinary concentration, method, etc. Came out very clean and slick. No tree sap, although for the last month or two this has not been a big issue. Car had not been washed at all in 2 months.
Doesn`t it figure that the smallest, least consequential, car is the one that cleans up easily?!? At least that one`s checked off the list.
GMC Acadia is filthy, I`m procrastinating. Wife`s car. It is so stupid large that I need a ladder for the top. No rinse IUDJ, etc. is impractical. Just use a hose and a saturated mitt. Hope for the best. I hate this car. Nearly impossible to dry, either with towels or leaf blower. What a turd..
Heh heh, I switched *to* a Tahoe to get something *smaller* for the dogs so you get limited sympathy Re the size of an Arcadia

Sorry, couldn`t resist...And yeah, I keep the (entire) Tahoe just as nice as my Garage Queens

But hey, I have to since they`re not building that version of it any more and I hate the newer ones.
But seriously, you oughta get some good work platforms so you can wash such things safely. Gee...I use five of `em when I do the Tahoe, *NOT* gonna fall and change my life. I forget what they cost (and it was a bundle), but compared to paralysis? Money well-spent; my best friend will never quite be the same after a "little fall", but at least she`s not in a wheelchair for life like a guy I know who "sure never expected to fall like that".