Todd@RUPES
Just a regular guy
That's alot of !!!!!!!!! in the title you say? Well of course it is!!!!!! Let's face it!!!! Birds are evil!!!!! We are giving away two bottles to two lucky winners for FREE!!!!!
Make no mistake, they fly through the air, armed with highly acidic bombs, searching for shiny paint to bombard like a squadron of B-52s unleashing Armageddon. Poorboy's World Bird Sh#t Remover is a specially formulated cleaner that safely removes bird bombs from the paint before they can damage your finish. Like all Poorboy's World products you can use Bird Sh#t Remover in the direct sun to prevent that evil flock from damaging your pride and joy.
Bird dropping are what the military classifies as “dirty bombs.” They will not damage your paint immediately. Give then enough time, however, and the results are disastrous. The acidic nature of bird bombs will dissolve existing wax protection and begin to eat away at a variety of finishes including your paint, plastic, and trim. Poorboy's World Bird Sh#t Remover is high-lubricity quick detail spray that has been blended with special cleaners that neutralize bird droppings. This powerful cleaning formula will leave your existing wax or sealant protection intact!
Simply spray Poorboy's World Bird Sh#t Remover directly on the offending bird bomb and allow to dwell for 5 seconds. Gently wipe away with a plush microfiber towel. If the bird bomb has been sitting for an extended period allow Bird Sh#t Remover to dwell longer, up to one minute, to break down the existing bomb and loosen the residue, then wipe away.
The next time you see a squadron of birds circling overhead in attack formation, grab a bottle of Poorboy's World Bird Sh#t remover, sound the alarm, and be prepared for battle. Keep a bottle in your car for maximum protection at all times.
HOW TO WIN?!?!?!
Reply to this thread and tell us your favorite Poorboy's World product. If you haven't used any Poorboy's then tell us what you would like to win!
CONTEST ENDS
The Bird Sh#t Remover giveaway ends this Friday, September 7th, at 11:59.59 PM EST. Two winners will be chosen at random. Each winner will get their own bottle of Bird Sh#t Remover!!
