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Endzone Dances!!! Grow up!
Do you really have to celebrate to get on camera after EVERY play?
Do you ever see baseball players "air-hunching"?
Get a life.
Most gyms are a place where people put on a show, people are less concerned with proper form and constant progression and more worried about how they present themselves to everyone around them.
Its funny to see guys who go right to the bench with a plate or two on for their first set, no warm up, no pre-exhaust... why? Because they are afraid to be seen with anything less than 185 on the bar.
Even the most experienced powerlifters warm up with the bar alone. My gym is split between pure retards who do the above and hardcore guys who dont say a word until they are finished with their workout.
A crying woman with a harpoon gun entering a sports bar.
forgot this happened yesterday. Had a customer use the hood of my truck to lean on and sign a contract. By the time I saw it was too late!!
I guess that was why I was there polishing scratches out of his $60K pickup truck.
I'm about the only one who will tell him to get his a** off my car!!! (He can be rather intimidating!)
Yeah, I'm the same way with friends, but you really can't do that to paying customers. All I can do is swear at them while I'm driving home!
Gratuitous profanity. I can deal with the odd bit here and there, but to go to a restaurant and cringe in fear that my 3yo daughter will come home talking like a sailor because of someone at an adjacent table with an ugly mouth.
I have devoted a great deal of time formulating, analyzing and postulating my pet peeve. I call it "John Henry's 50% Relativity Theory of Driving."
Through extensive research and well documented observations from coast to coast, I have proven the following:
- EXACTLY 50% of all American drivers are excellent defensive drivers.
-This subset shall be known as the DDs.
- The remaining 50% are absolutely oblivious.
-We will call this group the AOs, although they go by many names.
Given this dichotomy of driving skill, the following rules of the road apply AT ALL TIMES:
- DDs MUST yield to AOs when merging, regardless of who has the right of way.
- When approaching a stop sign or red light, each DD SHALL diligently check for approaching AOs, whether the DD is legally permitted to proceed or not.
- At four way stops, DDs can faggeddaboudit.
- In parking lots, AOs WILL be driving against the directional arrows.
- When using a cell phone, an AO may linger as long as desired, blocking as much DD traffic as necessary.
- At gas stations, each DD MUST wait behind AOs who have not pulled to the front pump.
- Any DD who fails to make a rapid lane change or other evasive manuever to avoid being struck by an AO cutting him/her off shall be guilty of a felony in the first degree.
This system has worked well for decades. However, when a single DD inadvertently becomes an AO, the delicate 50/50 balance will be destroyed. The resulting cataclysmic collision of every motor vehicle on every mile of every American street, road and highway with every other such conveyance will make a terrific Will Smith movie!
excuse me, it's time for my meds
-When people park right next to you when you are in the back of the parking lot and there are a million other spots they could have chosen