Oh yeah, have some really magnificent stories of my own, like working on my Lemans Blue 1968 SS396 Camaro for a month straight, taking it to Chicago's Chinatown the first time out with it after a month of detailing, to get not but one, but two dents in the driver's door from some clown double parking next to it. (hit it getting out, and getting in, twice!)
Or my brand new black 1994 Lincoln Town Car, not three days old, and again the Chinatown syndrome at a doctor's office, with a clown parking me in, and scuffing the back bumper.
Or the Babe who had the Pee Wee Herman Bike, who I was renting her Garage from, where my 67 Ragtop Vette was stored, and when opening the garage door, her bike, which was laid up against that overhead door, fell on the hood, and front end. Trust me, that bike had little in the way of spokes when I got through with it with my foot.
Or, my 1976 Silver Camaro LT, 3 weeks old, went to rush st, and some goon with his Eldo had his bumper locked upon mine in a public parking lot. Needed a new Bumper in that one.
Or, the fully loaded mint white with red leather '66 T-Bird town coupe I had, which was stolen from a shop, never to be seen again.
Or my brand new 1980 Jeep Cherokee, not in front of my house 30 seconds from the dealership, when the next door neighbor's kid sister rams into the front fender with her bicycle.
Or my brand new 1986 Firebird HO in Flame Red Metallic, a week old, stopped into a convenience store for a soft drink, parked 400' away, and a nice ding from a clown who parked 6" away.
Chicago, what a wonderful place I once lived in! NOT!
Just a few of the choice nightmares of life in that turd of a town.