Onr Sceptic - Converted

You guys are sick... maybe that's why we all get along. OCD and all :-) Except for those Zaino vs.. never mind.
 
jsatek said:
Here is a reason I hated my old "hood". This is my old neighbor. She is very strange. I had construction workers in my house a few weeks ago to install a sliding door. As you can see from the picture, its raining and she is washing her car in the street with shorts hiked up her a$$!! Think she is desperate for attention? I called her "They stray dog".



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That's outrageous! I can only imagine how many young Mormon men have crashed their bicycles!





Where did you move, West Hollywood or San Francisco?????:nixweiss
 
thesacrifice said:
you hate your hood cause a woman with a body like a stripper flaunts it?
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What a horrible problem to have! I would have to quit my job and stay home all day to monitor the situation.



I do only see one bucket though. Seeing as she is not a two-bucket user, that makes her much less attractive.
 
GTScott said:
What a horrible problem to have! I would have to quit my job and stay home all day to monitor the situation.



I do only see one bucket though. Seeing as she is not a two-bucket user, that makes her much less attractive.
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The problem with the 2 bucket-method can be solved pretty easy and fast: Go there and tteach her how to properly wash a car! Good excuse to start a chat:D



BTW jsatek, I was looking at the pics again, and NOW I realize that the first pic is from your hood! Took me a while to get it... that paint is flawless! Great Job!:up



Joey:dance
 
GTScott said:
What a horrible problem to have! I would have to quit my job and stay home all day to monitor the situation.



I do only see one bucket though. Seeing as she is not a two-bucket user, that makes her much less attractive.
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I'm pretty sure she has two plastic buckets. Maybe jsatek got turned down!:hm
 
Well if you wanna ask me, I think jsateck needs to do another write-up on his method complete with more pics highlighting different angles of the honey washing her car (errr, ummm I mean panels on his car :))
 
The action must be good to cause there is a "free candy" van parked next to her washing... probably shooting video :D
 
I would have to say she isn't crazy because she washes in the rain I wouldn't do it, but maybe she just didn't want to pull out a hose, and the rain will wash the soap off? She could always dry the car after the rain. Also, an aerobic instructor neighbor = hot and nice legs :p
 
You guys are bad. Its an out of focus picture of someones left leg from 70 feet away!



Here is the situation, it wasn't nice to pay $700k for a house with $15k per year in property taxes and have a 40 year old mother of 3 doing ridiculous things in the street! It was embarrassing when people used to come over. She would wander into the street and say the most ridiculous things to my guests. They would ask me, who is the nut/slut that lives next door to you? She once told me that Bill Gates is Autistic! She also told me she had a Masters Degree (but couldn't tell me in what) that she got if from a local community college. If the house had a little more privacy, I could have tuned her out.
 
Dude, thats best pic you have? You wanna borrow my Canon 900x TeleZoom lense? I want you stark her from now on, night and day. We like to see more pics. :grinno:

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just playing, plese dont stalk her :D
 
klnyc said:
Dude, thats best pic you have? You wanna borrow my Canon 900x TeleZoom lense? I want you stark her from now on, night and day. We like to see more pics. :grinno:

just playing, plese dont stark her :D
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"Stark" her...did you mean Stalk ?



I'm still having trouble with..."I had to move because I just hate my hot looking aerobics teaching neighbor that washes her car half naked in the street when it's raining."

So what if she's lonely and needs attention!

Man I wish I could move there!!!



You kids today - youth is just wasted on the young!



LOL
 
jsatek said:
I know, I know, one day I'll look back and say, "Why didnt I hit that old MILF"?
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:rofl You're probably right.



I had a neighbor a few years ago who had legs like you wouldn't believe and she used to come out and wash her car in shorts and HIGH HEELS! :woot2: She was probably in hear late 20's or early 30's. *sigh* I miss those days :chuckle:



Oh yea, congrats on moving over to the ONR side.
 
Man Law: A complaint against a scantly dressed female doing anything in public view will only be valid if said female fails to meet the minimum MILF criteria from greater than 50 feet away.



If said female meets or exceeds the minimum 50ft MILF criteria, her exhibited actions shale in no way be deemed crazy, or in any way be discouraged, they are to be applauded.



MAN LAW!

RET
 
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