Oh now this is VERY SCARY!!

Some people should listen when some one tells them they are not the sharpest tool in the shed:crazy:
 
I still think those gloves would be great in an infomercial. The seller just needs a host (how 'bout "Chef Tony" selling his first non-kitchen related product?) and a washed up actor from the late'70s or early '80s, who proclaims that he has looked all his life for a special product that makes carwashing easier. Enter Chef Tony, who introduces the "Absolutely Amazing Sponge Glove" that not only cleans your kitchen counter tops, but also YOUR CAR!!! Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, this amazing product is preloaded with soap suds cocoa butter and vitamins to clean and condition your car paint!
Actor: "But that can't be true! My car needs vitamins?"
A small animated filmclip appears, showing how the paint molecules start to shine when infused by vitamins>
Vioceover Chef Tony: " Yes, scientists just discovered a special paint vitamin, that hardens clearcoat and shines up the paint! The Absoltely Amazing Spongeglove is loaded with these viatamins and soapsuds. It cleans and conditions your paint and the cocaobutter seals it for an everlasting shine!"
Actor: "Amazing! But what if the Absolutely Amazing Spongleglove ever runs out of vitamins, suds and the butter?
Chef Tony: "Then we will replace it FOR FREE!"
Actor: "I want one now! I bet it is REALLY expensive!I would pay 500 Dollars for this Absolutely Amazing Spongeglove!"
Chef Tony: " And that's where you are wrong! We are selling the Absolutely Amazing Spongeglove not for 500 Dollars, not for 300 Dollars, not even for 100 Dollars, but for just 4 easy payments of 19.99!!!"
Actor: "That is incredible!""
Chef Tony: "Yes! But we are not done! In addition to the Absolutely Amazing Spongeglove we throw in the Baffling Bucket for FREE!"
Actor: "The BAffling Bucket"?
Chef Tony: "Yes, it is abucket made of durable plastic and it has this practical full metal semicircular ring on top that acts as a handle! You can use the Baffling Bucket with the Absolutely Amazing Spongeglove to wash your car!
Actor: " And it is for free?"
Chef Tony: "Absolutely free!"

... and so on :rofl
 
Gloves give a whole new outlook and meaning to "rubbing one out"....:lol2:

Never can have enough protection you know...:crazy: :rofl

Deanski
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top