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Some of you many know but I'm in the Air Force and a few of us like to do "extreme" stuff example hot sauce challenges from hell. Last night I had a few folks take about a spoonful of Daves Ultimate insanity sauce, which is hot as... well its hot. We all got a lot of laughs of their pain and suffering. So far I've presented the challenges of:



Blair's Jersey Death Sauce

Black Mamba

Dave's Ultimate Insanity





And tonight what I hope is the end of all hot sauces:



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Dont be fooled who ever has never tried this stuff its hot and it sucks, but damn its fun... Until you poo lava... that part does suck.



NEXT UP IS JUST PLAIN GHOST PEPPERS!



I plan on taking video of this tonight.
 
Dave's ultimate insanity is one of the hottest of the hot sauces.. 500K o 750K's worth of scoville units!



There's a BBQ restaurant in town that does have Dave's Ultimate Insanity hot sauce.. the staff makes you a sign a waiver abdicating them of responsibility should you have a reaction! :soscared::shocked
 
Just make sure you ALWAYS wash your hands after handling this stuff.

I didn't once.....had to make a pitstop and, well, you can guess the rest.

Jammed a can of cold beer down my pants to try to cool it down.....Last time I messed with Dave's.
 
gusbubba said:
Just make sure you ALWAYS wash your hands after handling this stuff.

I didn't once.....had to make a pitstop and, well, you can guess the rest.

Jammed a can of cold beer down my pants to try to cool it down.....Last time I messed with Dave's.
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I did the samething felt like tear gas and a BAD sunburn all at one, I had nothing to wash it off as I was on the line working...
 
I'm a wuss, I think I'll pass on trying this stuff. Can't imagine the burn from touching during a "pitstop" break. Ouch!!!!!!!
 
I love the heat, I just hate the after effects. After some serious heat (flatliner wings), I feel hungover the next day.
 
The thing with Daves is that you DON"T want to use it by itself....like dipping tortilla chips in it! It's great to add just a drop to a bowl of soup or to spice things up like quacamole or store bought hot sauce. Great to put a drop or 2 on a slice of pizze also.

I went to a Halloween party a few years back and this "macho" dork was watching me put a drop in some soup....he came up to me and said "what are you, some kinda wus?" He grabbed the bottle and put it bewteen his lips before I could say a word. Tipped his head back, and then his eyes just bugged out!!!! All I could think was, "you effing dumb a$$!" He headed for the john....we didn't see him for about 1/2 hour. He came out and left....I think because we were all laffing at the fool!
 
Similar story.



Many years ago, some guys dared/talked a couple of chicks into downing a bottle of Tabasco sauce. Well I've never seen eye balls go from white to blood shot instantly before and yes it didn't stay down long.
 
gusbubba said:
Just make sure you ALWAYS wash your hands after handling this stuff.

I didn't once.....had to make a pitstop and, well, you can guess the rest.

Jammed a can of cold beer down my pants to try to cool it down.....Last time I messed with Dave's.
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thats funny as hell
 
My son bought me some Dave's Gourmet Ghost Pepper Sauce. The label on the bottle says it can be used as a degreaser and industrial cleaner!
 
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