Just had a laugh

Jesstzn

Jesstzn

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Well I just did my last full detail for the season. It was just in the low 40s, I'll do a few washes yet but thats about it till March.



Anyway to the story.



I do a lawyers car every so often and it is a pig pen. 2000 Audi and the paint is a mess and non recoverable but he likes it waxed twice a year.



As you know not everyone hands you a tidy car and this is one is a mess inside .. more sand/gravel on the floor than I have in my driveway.. he just took off the summer tires and 2 of them were in bags on the back seat etc. Leather back seat looked like he did an engine swap in there.



Paper and crap everywhere. Well I throw nothng out and I try to separate what I think is garbage from good stuff and bag it separately.



Reciepts I clip all together and place them on a seat.



Well as I was clipping the reciepts together there was one there for condoms ... and the first thing that passed through my mind was ..*being he was a lawyer ... he must have just found a new client *



Kind of made my day
 
:lol I've always liked your R rated sense of humor, Dee. ;)



I detailed a Passat the other day and the owner had already emptied out the car....and it filled two 40 gallon trash bags! Glad he didn't leave that for me to do!
 
Quote: Well as I was clipping the receipts together there was one theyâ€â„¢re for condoms ... and the first thing that passed through my mind was ..*being he was a lawyer ... he must have just found a new client *

~One manâ€â„¢s opinion / observations~



Its good to know that when a lawyer screws you heâ€â„¢s wearing protectionâ€Â¦



~Hope this helps~



Knowledge unshared is experience wasted [each one / teach one]

justadumbarchitect / so I question everything/ JonM
 
Quote: "Well as I was clipping the reciepts together there was one there for condoms ... and the first thing that passed through my mind was ..*being he was a lawyer ... he must have just found a new client * "



Quote: "Its good to know that when a lawyer screws you heâ€â„¢s wearing protectionâ€Â¦"



both are hysterical! :LOLOL
 
I was detailing the guys car once and his trunk was a mess so I took the carpet out of it to shampoo it and lo and behold he had a great stash of porn hanging out in there from some other country that I had never seen before. So naturally I just had to take a smoke break and browse through them. To this day I have still never seen those mags anywhere.
 
oaevo8u said:
I was detailing the guys car once and his trunk was a mess so I took the carpet out of it to shampoo it and lo and behold he had a great stash of porn hanging out in there from some other country that I had never seen before. So naturally I just had to take a smoke break and browse through them. To this day I have still never seen those mags anywhere.
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I found a Doc Johnson's Sex Toy catalog in a female customer's car, along with a 'bullet' shaped thing with a wire attached to a controller. Yes, her husband is the one who owns the topless clubs. I've found porn DVDs in customer's cars too.
 
I found a large plastic package of marijuanna in the Explorer I did the other day.



When I opened it up, you could tell it was good stuff. This customer had some cash, so he must have invested in some quality pot.



Then the phone rang and scared me. I dropped the stuff all over the carpet. It's a shame too, because I didn't consider what had happened until after I vacummed it all up into my already wet shop vac. :(





I'm a sick kid. :p
 
I found a customer's stash once. It was in a medicine bottle. I just put it in his cup holder. He thanked me for finding it, said he looked for it a few days prior and couldn't find it.



BTW, he is in his mid-60s!
 
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