In lieu of bad parking jobs...

I should do that for my neighbors. The cars look like they were parked by Ray Charles sometimes. I'd rub the cards on a little poison ivy then stick it in their window.
 
I had a friend once that made a flyer with Mickey Mouse shooting a bird that read "Next time, bring a fu***** can opener a**hole. That way, I can peel your car off of mine."
 
Geez Autopia seems to be full of hate these days :think:



If I didn't know that you were guys, I would think it must be that time of the month :laugh:



Here, take a double dose :chill: :chill:
 
Classic!!!! Wow you know how many trees you would kill (If they are printed on paper) just walking around Manhattan with these! LOL
 
Over the years because of PT's (parking turds) i've learned the fine art of strategic parking. Always take an end unit (last parking spot on the end) and park as wide and as straight as possible (don't ever do the 45 degree park job it pisses people off and invites keying). Whenever possible take an end unit to the right of everyone (most people are alone in their car so you're on their passenger side) My car is 2.5 years old and completely ding free and my aggravation factor is always zero. This method requires a willingness to walk (i know it's unAmerican) to your final destination from the preferred spot. A little extra effort and some common sense will cure you of PTitis.



Anyone parking in the city.... you're on your own. All bets are off in town.
 
LOL. Seriously.



You guys are pretty mean, but I feel your pain. Just make sure YOUR car isn't next to theirs after you place the card on their windshield.



You may want to leave your name, address, and phone number so they can contact you to apologize. There's no point in doing this if they aren't going to learn something from it.
 
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