Back on topic to the original poster for a minute, then you guys can keep up the banter, it's entertaining and I seen a couple more people get banned.
To become the best you will have to go into the detailing trenches and learn the ropes. There is a lot to learn and someone has already stated about doing 1000 details. After you should have a good grasp on what niche you have and can exploit.
With forums like this one, your learning will be a lot faster and easier than some of us old trail and error guys.
Ok now back to the banter.
I am already the worlds best detailer, besides the other hundreds or thousands that do their work to the best that their experience and desire lets them.