I Need A "Catch Phrase" for T-Shirts

Free shuttle service to the Fashion Mall while we detail your BMW, Mercedes, Ferrari, Porsche, Land Rover or Hummer



Our wax jobs make all the dust from the construction on 465 just slide right off.



I polished the '500' winner's car



I'll wax your car. I swear to God man, I swear to God. Wanna buy my boat?



If you can afford to live in Carmel, you can afford me!



(some local humor)
 
Free shuttle service to the Fashion Mall while we detail your BMW, Mercedes, Ferrari, Porsche, Land Rover or Hummer



Our wax jobs make all the dust from the construction on 465 just slide right off.



I polished the '500' winner's car



I'll wax your car. I swear to God man, I swear to God. Wanna buy my boat?



If you can afford to live in Carmel, you can afford me!



(some local humor)
 
If I wax it, you will come. Field of Dreams twist.



Wash, polish, wax repeat!



And the classic.

Wax on wax off.



Jimmy Buff-It's we'll put the pride back in your ride!
 
If I wax it, you will come. Field of Dreams twist.



Wash, polish, wax repeat!



And the classic.

Wax on wax off.



Jimmy Buff-It's we'll put the pride back in your ride!
 
At Jimmy Buffit's, we'll WAX the A** of your pride and joy! (borderline offensive though)



or



At Jimmy Buffit's, we'll clean your pipes for free!



or



I like the trunk and interiors, but I get my rocks off on hood shots. Jimmy Buffit's, we'll get your rocks off too!



or



Why wax in circles when you can apply the long stroke!



That's all for now!



JJ
 
At Jimmy Buffit's, we'll WAX the A** of your pride and joy! (borderline offensive though)



or



At Jimmy Buffit's, we'll clean your pipes for free!



or



I like the trunk and interiors, but I get my rocks off on hood shots. Jimmy Buffit's, we'll get your rocks off too!



or



Why wax in circles when you can apply the long stroke!



That's all for now!



JJ
 
Jimmy Buff-Its, coming to car near you!



Jimmy Buff-Its, where buffing is nice!



If your car is unbecoming / it should be coming to us!
 
Jimmy Buff-Its, coming to car near you!



Jimmy Buff-Its, where buffing is nice!



If your car is unbecoming / it should be coming to us!
 
I must correct one of my last statements.



"If your car is unbecoming to you / it should be coming to us!



another:



Jimmy Buff-its, we do perfection everyday!
 
I must correct one of my last statements.



"If your car is unbecoming to you / it should be coming to us!



another:



Jimmy Buff-its, we do perfection everyday!
 
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