How NOT to customize your car

And a domestic. Looks like this guy went down the auto accessory aisle at K-Mart and bought everything. And yes, I know it is a fake Cobra.
 
Ah, I was expecting something more along the lines of the coffee can exhaust. You know, once I wondered what all the rice boys thought was so great about these, so I decided to "experiment" with an old can I found in the shop. I punched a hole in it and stuck it on my pipe and fired it up. It sounded horrible! It made this mechanical whining sound. I ripped it off and threw it across the shop :D



I gotta admit, some of the more "simple" ricers are cool looking, but the kinds with the huge wings and all that other garb I think are overkill and defeat any purpose they're supposed to have. Oh well, around here the theory is, "Dont air bag it, SAND bag it!"











(load up your trunk with sand bags, 20 bucks and your a genuine lowrider :p )
 
Ugliest mo-fo'in cars. Usually you see kids in those kinda cars, driving one handed with their seat lowered and all the way back. Some people just don't have any taste. :down
 
How about those cars where they have an expensive sound system and the gold ghetto wire rims, but there car is painted in 3 or 4 different colors......the main one being primer gray and the second being rust :rolleyes:
 
When my brother was in the Marines, he had a Chevette he paid $900 for and promptly installed a $2000 stereo. Sorry, the paint was fine on the car and no ghetto wire wheels.



How about a car with a spoiler on the roof? Note the ground effects made from rain gutters.
 
...went through a stage were he would spend thousands of hard earned dollars souping up 10 year old 4 cyl. compact import cars, that he purchased for @$1000. I am glad to see that he has outgrown this stage, and I am also glad to see that others share in my pain when I see horrible spoilers and racing accessories on Yugos.
 
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<strong class='bbc'>Have you guys ever been to www.ricecop.com? [/b]</blockquote>
Yes, I even printed out some rice tickets and put them on a few cars. I really hate the Altezza/clear tail trend. Totally
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I was wondering where my as seen on TV vegetable slicers went, someone put them on cars. If you Klasse them they cut easier :D
 
I think it was a Neon. I flew by him, and then slowed down to get the pic. I am seeing more bad ricers everywhere.



Although, It's great to destroy these cars in races. My car is still a sleeper (except the exhaust).
 
I remember seeing a Prelude with an Acura emblem on it and the coffee can exhaust. The funny thing about this rice rocket was that dude still had the Honda emblem on the front. :D
 
I seriously wonder if these individuals realize that they're cars are quite hillarious. Can they really not see this?
 
I just don't get it. I understood the hot rod, jack it up phase. That was cool. Low Riders... not my style, but they looked okay. But what's with these kids today? I just don't get the Indy style wings and bazooka exhaust. Funny thing is, both of these so called "performance" items actually hurt performance.



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The thing that makes me laugh the hardest is when I see some FWD car with a picnic table sized spoiler in the back. Sure, it may produce great down force but wouldn't you want that <strong class='bbc'>on the drive wheels???[/b] All that down foce is doing is lifting the drive wheels off the ground decreasing performance. :rolleyes:

I have a car that is typicaly "riced" out by guys that want their car to look fast. I am always having people tell me that I need a bigger spoiler or bigger rims. I hate that. I just like my car the way it is. Who needs extras? My mantra is that just because they make it doesn't mean it belongs on your car.

The aftermarket industry has even made the tail lights on the Lexus IS300 look cheap. Everybody in an import (and domestics to by the looks of that "Mustang") can get the Altezza style lights on their cars. It just makes me sick. Once again going back to my mantra. Someone please shoot me if I ever do something like that to my car! I don't mind nice rims but the second I put the euro tail lights on and double the size of my spoiler is the second you will know I've been abducted by aliens and a clone has been sent back to replace me.
 
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