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High Urinals
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied
by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack,
(Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting
industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the
bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and
the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was
waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told
her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the
boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one,
holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their
clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring the
teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'
'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver
Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied
by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack,
(Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting
industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the
bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and
the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was
waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told
her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the
boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one,
holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their
clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring the
teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'
'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver
Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'
