Sort of a tangent, did anyone catch the second part of the season finale of "Monk"? If you're not familiar with the series, he's a detective, obsessive-compulsive to the extent he usually needs an assistant to cope with the real world. In this episode, he had to fake his own death, and took a job at a car wash while he was in hiding.
The scene that had me ROFLing was his boss chewing him out because he was taking too damn much time cleaning the car's lighter with a Q-tip. If you could afford to be without your car for about a month, *this* is the guy you'd want cleaning your car.
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