Habits that make us true Autopians

When you enter the front door of your local Auto store, everyone there welcomes you by name.



If you miss going to your Auto store one Sat mornining, you find a "Get well card" in the mail by monday morning from your favorite cashier.



And the #1 Habit of a true Autopian is:



You have a scrape book of all of your favorite "Autopia" treads on your coffee table. (the coffee table has been clayed, dawned, polished and waxed).



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Having a neighbour tell you that when she dies, she wants to reincarnated as your car since she's never seen anything else get so much love & attention :D
 
a) You almost have a stroke when someone puts something on your car



b) If you see a stain (e.g. bird manure) and you don't have your normal detailing goodies, you improvise at a gas station using water from the bathroom and paper towels.



c) You are very fussy how you open the door or try to park away from anyone so they don't ding your vehicle.
 
- You keep a stack of those paper floormats on top of the cloth/rubber ones in your car so people dont get the factory ones dirty



- Your car never sees a day when its not either being washed, QDed, or waxed.



- On vacation you make sure you're staying somewhere that your car can be parked inside or atleast under a carport/roof.



- The ammount of light emitted by your garage lighting could overpower a 747's landing strip (or a lighthouse during a hurricane).



- You have ever pondered the effective use of Coppertone Sunblock as UV protection for your paint/dash.



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SLPCar Luvr, I put on some hand lotion with sunblock the other day and thought, this is probably indirectly good for my steering wheel (figured it would rub off and help). :up
 
You get stung by a wasp, get first aid, and then resume washing the car.



That actually happened to me today while washing the Max.
 
Keeping the car cleaner than the bedroom....



Studying car care catalogs for days on end in the off season....



Take a walk at lunch to inspect the car...



Believe the car is never clean enough....and get angry the day after because it is dirty.
 
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