I just found this after a Google search. It is from the New England Journal of Medicine, issue October 2009, check it out:
There is a new strain of conspiracy theorists popping up across the nation, the “Detailus Genius”. The "Detailingus Chemicapped Wanna-B-Specialista" is the official medical name as per Dr. Aldo Cello of the Touro School of Pharmacy. These "DG's" as they are casually referred usually suffer from a rare ailment called KPS, or Kindergarten Pns Syndrome. KPS is when a certain appendage in the male species discontinues physical development at the age of 6.
KPS is usually compounded with KWS, or Kindergarten Wallet Syndrome. This is when the affected species has as much need for a wallet as a 6 year old child. In many cases (>60%) KWS can result in a mild to strong headache, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, and permanent blindness.
Take precaution: Treat these lonely and fragile introverts as abusively as possible. Ignoring them compltetly has proven 100% effective. The need to knock sense into them is tremendous, but refrain and the virus will cease on its own.
Please do your part in putting a stop to this rare strain of weak and useless virus.