imported_Luster
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Tommy Boy: "Uuhhhhhg; I can actually HEAR you getting fatter!!!"
Liar, Liar: "I'M ON MY KNEES IN A 900 DOLLAR SUIT!!!!"
Liar, Liar: "I'M ON MY KNEES IN A 900 DOLLAR SUIT!!!!"
Favorite Movie Lines...
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Tuck91
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i'll be back- various Arnold Swarznegger movies.
you cant handle the truth- a few good men
consider this a divorce- Totall Recall
you cant handle the truth- a few good men
consider this a divorce- Totall Recall
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TOGWT
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You fight for me, you get to kill the English. Braveheart
All this killing of Englishmen :huh:
imported_akimel
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"Sweep the leg." -- The Karate Kid
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." --Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- The Princess Bride
"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." --Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- The Princess Bride
Chubby Davis
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'Who stole the leads.'
Jack Lemon in GlenGarry GlennRoss
'You know how I got here today I got here in a 80 thousand dollar f***ing BMW.'
Alec Baldwin in GlenGarry GlenRoss
Jack Lemon in GlenGarry GlennRoss
'You know how I got here today I got here in a 80 thousand dollar f***ing BMW.'
Alec Baldwin in GlenGarry GlenRoss
imported_Luster
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Pretty Woman:
Store Manager: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?
Edward Lewis: Really offensive.
Store Manager: I like him so much.
Store Manager: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?
Edward Lewis: Really offensive.
Store Manager: I like him so much.
From "Double Indemnity,"" a Film Noir starring Fred McMurray and Barbara Stanwyck. McMurray is trying to put the moves on trashy housewife Stanwyck:
Phyllis: Mr. Neff, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.
Walter Neff: Who?
Phyllis: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?
Walter Neff: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.
Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
Walter Neff: How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis: I'd say around ninety.
Walter Neff: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter Neff: Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Walter Neff: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Phyllis: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
Walter Neff: That tears it.
Phyllis: Mr. Neff, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then.
Walter Neff: Who?
Phyllis: My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?
Walter Neff: Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean.
Phyllis: There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
Walter Neff: How fast was I going, officer?
Phyllis: I'd say around ninety.
Walter Neff: Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Phyllis: Suppose I let you off with a warning this time.
Walter Neff: Suppose it doesn't take.
Phyllis: Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles.
Walter Neff: Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder.
Phyllis: Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder.
Walter Neff: That tears it.
SwirlBFree
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Not a favorite line, but a favorite 10 second scene with absolutely no dialogue. After an impressive display of scimitar wielding, Indiana Jones winces, draws his pistol and shoots the menacing swordsman in the Cairo market. :cornut:
80's movie quotes
Mitch: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris: Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
Chris: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
[Chris is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds]
Chris: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your p***s?
Chris: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
[She walks out]
Different movie
Wyatt: Do you think Lisa's having a good time?
Garry: Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.
Mitch: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris: Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
Chris: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
[Chris is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds]
Chris: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your p***s?
Chris: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
[She walks out]
Different movie
Wyatt: Do you think Lisa's having a good time?
Garry: Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.
Todd@RUPES
Just a regular guy
IIRC that scene was supposed to feature a climatic sword duel but Harrison Ford was sick that day, hence the improv, and one of the coolest scenes.
Todd@RUPES
Just a regular guy
I love Wierd Science!!!!
imported_Peco
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- Big Daddy?Fish, Pony, Hip? hip hop? hip hop anonymous? D*** you! You gave him the easy ones!?
I don't know what to say really.
Three minutes
to the biggest battle of our professional lives
all comes down to today.
Either
we heal
as a team
or we are going to crumble.
Inch by inch
play by play
till we're finished.
We are in hell right now, gentlemen
believe me
and
we can stay here
and get the shit kicked out of us
or
we can fight our way
back into the light.
We can climb out of hell.
One inch, at a time.
Now I can't do it for you.
I'm too old.
I look around and I see these young faces
and I think
I mean
I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
I uh....
I pissed away all my money
believe it or not.
I chased off
anyone who has ever loved me.
And lately,
I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.
You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life.
But,
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is football.
Because in either game
life or football
the margin for error is so small.
I mean
one half step too late or to early
you don't quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don't quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every minute, every second.
On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that's going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.
I'll tell you this
in any fight
it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.
Now I can't make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.
That's a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals.
That's football guys.
That's all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?
Three minutes
to the biggest battle of our professional lives
all comes down to today.
Either
we heal
as a team
or we are going to crumble.
Inch by inch
play by play
till we're finished.
We are in hell right now, gentlemen
believe me
and
we can stay here
and get the shit kicked out of us
or
we can fight our way
back into the light.
We can climb out of hell.
One inch, at a time.
Now I can't do it for you.
I'm too old.
I look around and I see these young faces
and I think
I mean
I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.
I uh....
I pissed away all my money
believe it or not.
I chased off
anyone who has ever loved me.
And lately,
I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.
You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life.
But,
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is football.
Because in either game
life or football
the margin for error is so small.
I mean
one half step too late or to early
you don't quite make it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don't quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every minute, every second.
On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that's going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.
I'll tell you this
in any fight
it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.
Now I can't make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.
That's a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals.
That's football guys.
That's all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?
John Henry
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"It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?"
"If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here."
No Country for Old Men
"If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here."
No Country for Old Men
imported_Luster
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The Fugitive:
Gerard: Newman, what are you doing?
Newman: I'm thinking.
Gerard: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, while you're thinking.
Gerard: Newman, what are you doing?
Newman: I'm thinking.
Gerard: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, while you're thinking.
imported_bigfoot
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I'm just gonna say this: Mel Brooks is awesome!!!! :thumbup:
Blazing Saddles: Well, excuse me while I whip this out!
Chief, do you want some beans??? I think you've had enough!
Candygram for Mongo!
Robin Hood: Men in Thighs:We may look like sizzies, but something, that we a re men, that's right!
OMG Robin, they have cut your arms!!!!! But you have some nice t!ts...
Young Frankenstein:Those are some huge knockers!
Blazing Saddles: Well, excuse me while I whip this out!
Chief, do you want some beans??? I think you've had enough!
Candygram for Mongo!
Robin Hood: Men in Thighs:We may look like sizzies, but something, that we a re men, that's right!
OMG Robin, they have cut your arms!!!!! But you have some nice t!ts...
Young Frankenstein:Those are some huge knockers!
imported_akimel
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I've been waiting for someone to mention this move line, but since no one else has, here it is:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
--Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
--Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind
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Raizing Arizona: "Son, you got a panty on your head."
Also, "H.I., you're young, you got your health, what you want with a job?"
The Dark Knight: "If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Also, "H.I., you're young, you got your health, what you want with a job?"
The Dark Knight: "If you're good at something, never do it for free."
imported_Luster
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LIAR, LIAR:
Fletcher: You know what I am going to do about this? Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
Motorpool Guy: You've been here before haven't ya?
Fletcher: You know what I am going to do about this? Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
Motorpool Guy: You've been here before haven't ya?