Detailing Euphemisms for ..........?

And tonights Top Ten list is "Auto Detailing Euphemisms for Sex"



Number 10, "Do you prefer a hand job or shall I use a machine?"



Number 9, "Topping it off"



Number 8, "Polishing the wood"



Number 7, "Blow the vent"



Number 6, "Dressing the rubber"



Number 5, "Buff the hood"



Number 4, "Combing the carpet"



Number 3, "When can you do me?"



Number 2, "It needs more heat and friction!"



And the number 1 Auto Detailing Euphemism for sex is,



"No I don't ride her alot, she is a garage queen!"





:LOLOL



Any last minute sugestions or changes we should make before we e-mail this to the Letterman show?? This is so funny. My wife cracked up over the list but then scolded me:nono



Anthony
 
Ok, we can change that. That's a good one.



I'll include several others in the e-mail if they want to maybe change it. I bet the Letterman people go, " 'Detailing'? What the heck is detailing?"



I am gonna e-mail this tonight so if anyone has any last minute add-ons speak now.



Anthony
 
"Don't worry, I rub it up/down" to prevent swirls....



"Can you polish my pipes?"



"I can give you a Moose (wax) job"



"Can you polish my knob"



Regards,

Deanski
 
Well I just e-mailed the Official Autopis Top Ten List to the Letterman Late Show and it looked like this.....



And tonights Top Ten list is "Auto Detailing Euphemisms for Sex"



Number 10, "Do you prefer a hand job or shall I use a machine?"



Number 9, "No, I don't ride her alot, she's a garage queen!"



Number 8, "Polishing the wood"



Number 7, "Blowing the vent"



Number 6, "Dressing the rubber"



Number 5, "Buff the hood"



Number 4, "Combing the carpet"



Number 3, "I'll rub yours out if you rub mine out?"



Number 2, "No one can rub one out like a detailer"



And the number 1 Auto Detailing Euphemism for sex is,



"That's a deep crevice, I'll need my extension!"



Now we'll just see if we get a response.:xyxthumbs
 
Gee, I sure hope you spelled Autopia right in the email, 'cause Autopis will perhaps convey the wrong impression. Say it out loud. ;)
 
:LOLOL :lol



Taxlady, I believe I did spell it right but thanks for pointing that blunder out. I did say it out loud and that in itself was funny.



Anthony
 
Looks great! :lol :lol :rofl :rofl



I'm not so much of a fun of #3. #2 makes much better use of the word "rub."



But, excellent effort! :up Got a good laugh!



Lets keep our fingers crossed! Keep us posted.
 
Hey Anthony, I just thought of another one!



"Can you finish my Hummer off with a glaze?"



Ha! Gotta love that one ;) :cool:
 
Spilchy said:
Hey Anthony, I just thought of another one!



"Can you finish my Hummer off with a glaze?"



Ha! Gotta love that one ;) :cool:
Click to expand...





better yet.....



wanna glaze my Hummer?"
 
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