RedOak- Welcome to Autopia!
FWIW, some of us don`t mind answering Newbie Qs, don`t consider them a PIA. Heh heh, I myself kinda like `em, although my responses might sometimes border on "oh man, that`s too extreme.."
Try to understand the concepts/processes so you`re not just flying blind. *ASK THOSE Qs* to take advantage of all the resources some of us have expended figuring this stuff out, so you`re not wasting *your* resources reinventing the wheel.
Hey, here`s a starter related to the Exterior:
-Decontaminate the car so you see what you`re really dealing with
-Go over it with an All-In-One product to make it look (at least) a little better
-Protect it with some LSP (Last Step Product, i.e., "wax" or sealant)
-Work on sorting out your Wash Technique, which I consider the single most important aspect of Exterior Detailing
The BIG TOPIC that`s a real can-of-worms is Polishing Out Marring (scratches/swirls/etc.). But there`s not much point in doing that until you`re sufficiently squared away so you won`t just reinstill those flaws (probably through improper washing), so I for one wouldn`t even go there for now.