A little too much self tanner....

He is posing as a hetero no doubt to avoid ridicule from other guidos who are also questioning their own sexuality.



Hence the lip gloss, excessive tanining, manicures, and eye liner they wear when they are out in the "clubs".



The broads that like attention form a guy like this are only good for one thing. Go to the Hamptons or New Jersey shore and you will see. Its like supermarket check out girl meets strip club.



Use a 3 syllable word and speak a complete sentence and you are in!
 
This is too funny! I thought the eye makeup and lip gloss look was forever lost in the 80's - guess not! Is this a joke or is there really people that go out looking like they do?
 
jsatek said:
This is what New Jersey guidos look like. The Long Island section of NY has some of this also.



Not to mention they are about as smart as they look....
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In the South we have RedNecks, in the North, you guys have Guidos. While Guidos and RedNecks probably can't stand each other, they both have many similarities:



Loud, obnoxious, dumb and in need of sterilization.
 
nasdaq said:
This is too funny! I thought the eye makeup and lip gloss look was forever lost in the 80's - guess not! Is this a joke or is there really people that go out looking like they do?
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Yes it's real



I just google images 'guido' and this guy was the first picture



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I see this guy all the time at the mall I go to working security :rofl
 
Da best yo.

Someone has to prove to me that guidos arent't confused about hteir sexuality.

Afta I watch dees guys, I'd do a burn out with my dad's white 89 Silver Spur in front of "Temtation's" in Seaside and get a ticket....

Really, I've done it...





YouTube - Guidos in Cabo



Anyone old enough to remember Central Ave in Yonkers? The Albanian Boys and the Italian Boys?

The OG's....Original Guidos.....
 
jsatek said:
Afta I watch dees guys, I'd do a burn out with my dad's white 89 Silver Spur in front of "Temtation's" in Seaside and get a ticket....

Really, I've done it...
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2 of my close friends' families moved down to Point Pleasant and Mantoloking. So we used to go to Seaside all the time so we can laugh our heads off sitting in the club Guido watching. I swear, no joke, that were the only non Guidos in all of Seaside. It was so obvious that we were getting stare downs by shirtless roid headed Guidos who sauntered up and down the block. It was surreal. It was if we were transplanted on to another planet. You people who aren't from the area have to understand that an entire town during the summer is saturated with nothing but latent man loving Gotti boy hoards.
 
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