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got my new jeep of my dreams. wondered what to use to make it gleam? read about blackfire products on here. got some to try. i created whiplash in the driveway, to todd and autopia, the jeep speakes for itself. blackfire. oh my!

i was looking for a new approach on the jeep. looking for a AIO. i gave polish & seal a try. i was amazed, to say the least! easy on and off. it made my life simple by cutting down several steps to one. and.....the wet diamond polymer spray is in a zip code of its own! i use this to maintain the "whiplash" look. BLACKFIRE. love the stuff.

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Here is my non-fictional essay about how BLACKFIRE improved my life.

Several years ago, when searching for a new sealant that was easy to use, I stumbled across an old catalog I had that was about BLACKFIRE. I called up the company and ordered the sealant, the wax, and the spray wax (Deep Gloss Spray Sealant).

The first car I applied it to was a red 360 Ferrari Modena and I was blow away by the look and ease of use.

The second car I was working on was a blue Lambroghini Murcielago, again I was blown away by the color, depth, and reflection.

I called the companies owner, a man named Jack and told him how much I was impressed with the product. I introduced myself. He told me he was starting a car forum, called Truth In Detailing, and asked if I would like to moderate.

I did this for a short while, made suggestions to improve the line, and had a friend named Eric vouch for me. After several, multi-hour long conversations, Jack and I started to develop a friendship, and then a business relationship. Before I knew it I had a job and detailing was now a part time passion.

Fast forward several years later and the company I worked for went out of business. Fate twisted several times and I was offered a job by PBMA (Soon to become PBMG) to oversee the development of Autopia-CarCare, AutopiaForums, and the BLACKFIRE line up.

To say that BLACKFIRE, and that little box that arrived at my doorstep three years previous, had a huge impact on my life (one that I had no way of seeing at the time) would be an understatement.
 
Todd Helme said:
Here is my non-fictional essay about how BLACKFIRE improved my life.

Several years ago, when searching for a new sealant that was easy to use, I stumbled across an old catalog I had that was about BLACKFIRE. I called up the company and ordered the sealant, the wax, and the spray wax (Deep Gloss Spray Sealant).

The first car I applied it to was a red 360 Ferrari Modena and I was blow away by the look and ease of use.

The second car I was working on was a blue Lambroghini Murcielago, again I was blown away by the color, depth, and reflection.

I called the companies owner, a man named Jack and told him how much I was impressed with the product. I introduced myself. He told me he was starting a car forum, called Truth In Detailing, and asked if I would like to moderate.

I did this for a short while, made suggestions to improve the line, and had a friend named Eric vouch for me. After several, multi-hour long conversations, Jack and I started to develop a friendship, and then a business relationship. Before I knew it I had a job and detailing was now a part time passion.

Fast forward several years later and the company I worked for went out of business. Fate twisted several times and I was offered a job by PBMA (Soon to become PBMG) to oversee the development of Autopia-CarCare, AutopiaForums, and the BLACKFIRE line up.

To say that BLACKFIRE, and that little box that arrived at my doorstep three years previous, had a huge impact on my life (one that I had no way of seeing at the time) would be an understatement.
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The legacy of those who started and supported Blackfire, (even before Jack) created the passion that I have for detailing. A few players (brands and people) have come and gone, such as Eimann Fabrik, but Blackfire lives on. As long as BF lives with a group of people that foster the customer service values of the original creators (hint hint Max) I will be loyal to the vendor who holds the license. VIVA BF!

So here is my non-fictional story: A long time ago I called ProperAutoCare.com after business hours on a Saturday. A lady answered and I swear I heard the clatter of dishes being cleaned, as if she had taken the call at home. I don't know if this was a fluke or how I ended up talking to a person on Saturday, but it impressed me that a person would take a call after hours to support her line. I was hooked, but back then it was FMJ. Those were the days.......I will miss PAC and FMJ, but Blackfire lives on and I hope one day Eimann Fabrik does too. So whoever took that call call on Saturday, Thank You! You have no idea what you started.
 
Here is my entry...

An Autogeek is a team member. It lives, sleeps, eats, and details as a team.
This all knowing individual detailer is hogwash. The bilious detailer whom
thinks otherwise doesn’t know any more about real detailing under the hot
Stuart, Florida sun than they know about spit-shining! We have the
finest products – including Blackfire’s 21 gun arsenal, containing the world
famous Wet Diamond and Midnight Sun that “Don’t just turn Heads...[they] create Whiplash”. Why, by God, I actually pity those unfamiliar with detailing we’re driving up next too. By God, I do.

All these detailers are not acclaimed professional detailers, either. Every single Autogeek
in this PBMG Community plays a vital role. Don't ever let up your passion. Don't ever think
that your job is unimportant. Every detailer has a job to do and he must do it.
Every detailer is a vital link in the great chain. What if every detailer suddenly decided that they
didn't like the pain of those long hours under the halogens, turned cross-eyed, and could no
longer complete the detail? The ‘Geek’ could say, ‘Heck, PBMG won't miss me, just one detailer
in thousands.' But, what if every detailer thought that way? Where in the heck would we be now?
What would our country’s vehicles, our loved ones vehicles or even our homes appliances, look like?
No, gosh darn it, detailers don't think like that! Every detailer does his job! Every member serves the whole!
Every PBMG department, every employee, is important in the vast organization of this detailing community.
The warehouse staff is needed to supply the products of ‘Whiplash’ and the equipment
of detailing to keep us supplied. The customer service staff is needed to correct our last minute changes
or mistakes and are always there with their limitless courtesy. The administrative staff is there to keep us
Autogeeks in line on the forums, to make sure our payments don’t bounce and to keep us up-to-date on
what PBMG is accomplishing next. Every last Autogeek has a job to do, and that job is,
“Don’t Just Turn Heads...Create Whiplash!”
 
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TID10 said:
The legacy of those who started and supported Blackfire, (even before Jack) created the passion that I have for detailing. A few players (brands and people) have come and gone, such as Eimann Fabrik, but Blackfire lives on. As long as BF lives with a group of people that foster the customer service values of the original creators (hint hint Max) I will be loyal to the vendor who holds the license. VIVA BF!

So here is my non-fictional story: A long time ago I called ProperAutoCare.com after business hours on a Saturday. A lady answered and I swear I heard the clatter of dishes being cleaned, as if she had taken the call at home. I don't know if this was a fluke or how I ended up talking to a person on Saturday, but it impressed me that a person would take a call after hours to support her line. I was hooked, but back then it was FMJ. Those were the days.......I will miss PAC and FMJ, but Blackfire lives on and I hope one day Eimann Fabrik does too. So whoever took that call call on Saturday, Thank You! You have no idea what you started.
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Thats a woman for you,multi tasking! :D

What kind of car is that in the banner?Its going in my story!:inspector:
 
Forget the make of the car its not important!:D
Heres my essay......

Blackfire Duo twins

My last memory was having a sip of red wine.

Then suddenly I was at work getting ready to detail this beautiful red car. Two gorgeous men appeared out of no where and stood before me and introduced themselves as the Blackfire twins. "Hi I'm DC ,very pleased to meet you!" I said enthusiastically ,introducing myself.

We know who you are ,the detail Gods sent us here to help you do your detailing jobs."But how will I ever pay you?" I asked ?

"No need to pay us,we are here to do all your washing and polishing from now on . This is your reward from the detailing Gods for all your hard work of many years . My name is Bobby and this is Robby my twin brother. We only use the best Blackfire products!'

I had always believed in miracles but this was too good to be true!! The song "I believe in miracles ,you sexy thing"played through my head over and over again.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIN36NweL6I"]Hot Chocolate - You sexy thing 1975 - YouTube[/ame]

I got down on my hands and knees and looked to the sky and shouted"Thank you Detail Gods!!!"as tears of gratitude streamed down my face!!!! Is this really happening ?! I slapped my own face to make sure it was real!

Bobby got down on the ground and picked me up in his arms as Robby stretched out a lounge chair for me to sit on . Bobby gently set me down in the chair as Robby pored me a glass of red wine ."just relax and sip on this" as he handed me the glass. Bobby had salted peanuts he placed in my mouth one at a time. I playfully licked the salt off and nibbled on his fingers! "Not now ,lovely lady ! We have work to do!" he said as he stroked my hair softly and smiled.

Off they were with their blackfire conditioning shampoo and blackfire foam guns and water hoses,spraying down the car with water first ,then with the foamed shampoo.The suds were covering the whole car and the bubbles glistened and sparkled with rainbows in the sunlight! It was so beautiful!

Bobby shouted "watch out!" as he had this wild look in his eyes and suddenly turned the water hose on Robby ,then turning the foam gun on him as well!

Robby was drenched head to toe in water and suds.The beads of water and suds looked amazing on his tanned, well defined muscles! I could not help but bite my lip with forbidden desires!

"Payback"!Robby shouted as he laughed wickedly turning the hose and foam gun back on Bobby! Bobby looked like a wild man as he continued to get soaked with water and suds. His eyes got real big and seemed to be popping out of his head. Bobby looked even more amazing as the water and suds beading off his wet hair and sculptured pecks and arms ! My 2 blackfire twins in action wrested each other to the ground in a happy playful sudsy wet brawl.I watched as my heart raced with excitement! "What was next?"I wondered with thrilled anticipation!!!:drool:

To be continued..............:D
 
detailchick said:
Forget the make of the car its not important!:D
Heres my essay......

Blackfire Duo twins

My last memory was having a sip of red wine.

Then suddenly I was at work getting ready to detail this beautiful red car. Two gorgeous men appeared out of no where and stood before me and introduced themselves as the Blackfire twins. "Hi I'm DC ,very pleased to meet you!" I said enthusiastically ,introducing myself.

We know who you are ,the detail Gods sent us here to help you do your detailing jobs."But how will I ever pay you?" I asked ?

"No need to pay us,we are here to do all your washing and polishing from now on . This is your reward from the detailing Gods for all your hard work of many years . My name is Bobby and this is Robby my twin brother. We only use the best Blackfire products!'

I had always believed in miracles but this was too good to be true!! The song "I believe in miracles ,you sexy thing"played through my head over and over again.
Hot Chocolate - You sexy thing 1975 - YouTube

I got down on my hands and knees and looked to the sky and shouted"Thank you Detail Gods!!!"as tears of gratitude streamed down my face!!!! Is this really happening ?! I slapped my own face to make sure it was real!

Bobby got down on the ground and picked me up in his arms as Robby stretched out a lounge chair for me to sit on . Bobby gently set me down in the chair as Robby pored me a glass of red wine ."just relax and sip on this" as he handed me the glass. Bobby had salted peanuts he placed in my mouth one at a time. I playfully licked the salt off and nibbled on his fingers! "Not now ,lovely lady ! We have work to do!" he said as he stroked my hair softly and smiled.

Off they were with their blackfire conditioning shampoo and blackfire foam guns and water hoses,spraying down the car with water first ,then with the foamed shampoo.The suds were covering the whole car and the bubbles glistened and sparkled with rainbows in the sunlight! It was so beautiful!

Bobby shouted "watch out!" as he had this wild look in his eyes and suddenly turned the water hose on Robby ,then turning the foam gun on him as well!

Robby was drenched head to toe in water and suds.The beads of water and suds looked amazing on his tanned, well defined muscles! I could not help but bite my lip with forbidden desires!

"Payback"!Robby shouted as he laughed wickedly turning the hose and foam gun back on Bobby! Bobby looked like a wild man as he continued to get soaked with water and suds. His eyes got real big and seemed to be popping out of his head. Bobby looked even more amazing as the water and suds beading off his wet hair and sculptured pecks and arms ! My 2 blackfire twins in action wrested each other to the ground in a happy playful sudsy wet brawl.I watched as my heart raced with excitement! "What was next?"I wondered with thrilled anticipation!!!:drool:

To be continued..............:D
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BLACKFIRE DUO Twins
part 2
The air was hot and steamy from the water and the heavenly scent of Blackfire conditioning shampoo filled the air with a delightful aroma........The men got back to work and rinsed the car and themselves down leaving only very clean paint and skin behind!

Back to work and getting ready for the clay process.!
My job was to clean up several used Blackfire poly clay bar pieces with the blackfire clay bar cleaner extender .I sprayed each one and both sides in a warm bucket of water and wow ! That stuff cleaned up the clays really nicely! They looked like new again!

Now all three of us got in on the clay baring of the car with the poly clay and black fire lubricant .

Bobby took my hand and placed it over mine .He came up behind me from behind and whispered in my ear "I want you to feel this!"I could feel his hard rugged body pressing up against mine. He placed my hand under his on top of the smooth paint he had just clayed and rubbed our hands back and forth in unison. I gasped and moaned in delight of the incredible smooth silky feel the paint now had ! I could not stop caressing the smoothness of the paint . It was addicting"OMG that feels so amazing!!!" I said! "So do you!" Bobby said seductively.

I slapped myself again to make sure this was really happening!:D

Detailing was never this much fun ever!!!!

After we got done claying it was time for the Blackfire duo compound and polish with the DA. Luckily I had 2 DA's so they both could work at the same time.

I was told to sit down and relax some more and drink my wine and eat some more peanuts!

I watched in awe as they both started to polish the paint with the compound first. The paint seemed to magically come alive with brightness and clarity as they slowly worked the paint to flawlessness .Watching their arms flex and pecs creeping out of the tank tops they wore was a gorgeous sight to behold .Then to look in the deep pool of reflected paint like a mirror was almost a surreal experience !Now the 2 Blackfire twins became 4! The sight was almost too much to bear!I was overwhelmed with desire !
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I sipped more wine hoping to relax and took some deep breaths and closed my eyes for a minute wondering if this were not really happening .
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Just when I didn't think it could get any better they broke out Blackfire finishing polish and continued polishing .The paint was getting glossier and glossier every minute! The red paint now gleamed like a deep pool of water I wanted to swim in. I grabbed a pair of sunglasses ,the refection was starting to hurt my eyes!!

Now it was time for the Blackfire wet diamond sealant. Bobby and Robby both very carefully applied it by hand . Then using Microfiber towels for the removal of the sealant.
WOW!!! I could not believe how this already beautiful paint was now glowing even a more radiant wet shine then before!!It was absolutely stunning and breathtaking to look at! And the slick feel was even more incredible then anything I ever felt in my entire life!OMG I could not stop feeling the slickness of the paint as I glided my hands back and forth on the hood !

Bobby on my left and Robby on my right and their reflections in the hood .I kept looking at them and their refection's in the hood turning my head back and forth so many times until I was starting to get blackfire whiplash!!

"Ouch my neck hurts" I said and went to sit down. Bobby starting rubbing my neck to make it feel better and Robby stated to massage my feet .Was I in heaven ?! I started to get dizzy and light headed from the pleasure........

When suddenly I heard a terrible loud buzzing sound . I opened my eyes in a blur and realized my alarm clock was going off! OH NO ....I must have been asleep!! I was in my own bed alone .Bobby and Robby were gone and I realized I would never see them again. I was overcome with sadness and started to weep and asked the Detail Gods why ??????? I heard an echoing voice telling me it wasn't my time yet to go to Detail Heaven,they had made a mistake and I had more detailing work to do on earth so they sent me back .I cried some more at the thought of losing my Blackfire twins forever."Do not weep "the voice said"They will always be with you ,all you have to do is close your eyes and think of them and they will be there in spirit! And one day your time on earth will be up and you will reunited in detailing heaven again"

I started to cheer up and cherish the memory we had knowing one day we would be together again. Blackfire twins and products has truly changed my life and made it special!!! I will never be quite the same again !
:yourrock
The end.
 
There once was a detailer from Nantucket
Who carried his detail stuff in a bucket
He wanted more shine
so he ordered online
And got whiplash after he waxed it

If not appropriate, oh well.
 
Just for clarification, my fictional essays were meant to be
humorous ! A bit of a spoof on romance novels and "red hot reads" from cosmopolitan. Not that you guys would probably read that stuff! :D

Keep them coming ,the contest ends Tuesday!:bigups
 
Dr Oldz said:
Kid???????? I don't think he/she will be able to complete it in time being that the baby isn't conceived yet! Wasn't planning on kids but if they keep posting these essay contests, I may have to reconsider. :D
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Sorry I thought you had kids for some reason!

I will write one for ya if you like.:D
 
Whiplash

Late at night all systems go
You have come to see the show
We do our best to make it perfect
You make it Swirly we know
There is a feeling deep inside
That drives you frackin’ mad
A feeling of glossy paint
You need it oh so bad

Adrenalin starts to flow
You’re polishing all around
Acting like a maniac
Whiplash

Push your polisher head against the paint
Like you never did before
Make it bling make it shine
Make it really glossy
In a frenzied madness
With your Flex and PC
Heads are bobbing all around
It is hot as heck tonight

Adrenalin starts to flow
You’re moving all around
Acting like a maniac
Whiplash

Here on the hood the Makita's noise
Is piercing through your ears
It kicks your butt kills your arms
Exhaustion feeling nears
Now is the time to let it rip
To let it frackin’ Flex loose
We are gathered here to detail & perfect
Cause this is what we choose

Adrenalin starts to flow
You’re moving all around
Acting like a maniac
Whiplash

The show is through the metal is gone
It is time to hit the road
Another car another gig
Again we will explode
Garages and motorways
Life out here is raw
But we will never stop
We will never quit
Cause we are Blackfire for all

Adrenalin starts to flow
You’re moving all around
Acting like a maniac
Whiplash





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Metallica: Whiplash
 
TroyScherer said:
Whiplash

Late at night all systems go
You have come to see the show
We do our best to make it perfect
You make it Swirly we know
There is a feeling deep inside
That drives you frackin’ mad
A feeling of glossy paint
You need it oh so bad

Adrenalin starts to flow
You’re polishing all around
Acting like a maniac
Whiplash

Push your polisher head against the paint
Like you never did before
Make it bling make it shine
Make it really glossy
In a frenzied madness
With your Flex and PC
Heads are bobbing all around
It is hot as heck tonight

Adrenalin starts to flow
You’re moving all around
Acting like a maniac
Whiplash

Here on the hood the Makita's noise
Is piercing through your ears
It kicks your butt kills your arms
Exhaustion feeling nears
Now is the time to let it rip
To let it frackin’ Flex loose
We are gathered here to detail & perfect
Cause this is what we choose

Adrenalin starts to flow
You’re moving all around
Acting like a maniac
Whiplash

The show is through the metal is gone
It is time to hit the road
Another car another gig
Again we will explode
Garages and motorways
Life out here is raw
But we will never stop
We will never quit
Cause we are Blackfire for all

Adrenalin starts to flow
You’re moving all around
Acting like a maniac
Whiplash





Original
Metallica: Whiplash
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Thats AWESOME Troy! I love old Metallica and I actually sang the song in my head and it fits perfectly!

I can see you detailing like that.....The Speed Junkie Detailer!
You got my vote buddy!

:yourrock
 
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