Lolz. When I was wrenching, if we got grease on someone`s paint we would wipe it off with a greasy shop rag using Ardex solvent or Brake Kleen.
In fact, there was nothing we couldn`t clean off a customer`s car using these two wonder products...
Greasy seat or carpets? No problem. Pour like a cup of Ardex solvent on them and scrub them with a shop rag.
This Ardex stuff was pretty amazing. It wasn`t a detailing product or APC - but a chemical solvent for mechanics to degrease stuff.
We used to have these wands hooked up to the air hose that would spray this stuff out like a pressure washer. You could have wheel bearing grease smeared all over a wheel or paint, and 15 seconds of spraying with this stuff would just make it disappear.
I`m not sure exactly what it was, but people used to say it would shut your kidneys down for a while. I breathed tons of this stuff in for years...
Dunno if they even make it anymore - but this is what it is:
Oil spilled all over the engine? No problem. Get like 3 cans of Brake Kleen and justs spray it all over - so it drips on the floor. Then start the car while its soaking wet - so it dries faster.
You had to watch it though. Set a few engines on fire drenched in Brake Kleen using Roloc discs grinding away gaskets (sparks).