Understanding the minds of women...

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imported_Luster

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Just another chapter in my male non-understanding of how the female mind works.

I'm at Quick Trip filling my car with gas.

The place is always packed. About half the fuel customers are women.

100% of the men pumping gas are standing outside their cars.

About 90% of the women are SITTING IN THEIR CARS while the gas pumps.

Not raining, weather is nice, not too cold, not too hot.

WHY? I just don't get it. In 40 years of pumping gas, I've never got back in my car while the gas pumps.

Perhaps some of you with a greater knowledge and insight into the minds of the fairer gender could enlighten me.:)
 
I have wondered the same thing myself. The ONLY time that I do that is when the weather is nasty outside or my g/f is driving me around and I decide to top off her tank :D.
 
Women are crazy. The sooner you accept this fact the happier you will be.
I adore my wife but at times she can be completely insane about things.
 
I once knew of a man that told me he thaught his wife may need to go see a psychiastrist, I said oh yea whats the problem. He said she is always wallking around the house talking to herself. I replied, does she realize she's talking to herself. He replied, No , She thinks I'm listening to her :D
 
Bill... you know I love your post in this community but I think if I live to be 100 i will never fully understand the mind of a woman. I don't mean that as a slam. I just don't understand some of their logic. But, maybe that is a good thing. I am lucky enough to be married to an honestly wonderful woman that puts up with my BS and tries to keep me grounded. Like I said I will never understand why:confused:

jk
 
Good luck.......

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A fellow was walking down the beach in California when he found an ornate bottle that had washed up on the shore. Sure enough, when he rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared before him. However, this was only a one-wish genie, so he offered the man the one thing he wanted most in the world.

The man thought for a minute and said, "Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii? I've always wanted to go there, but I am afraid to fly. Could you build me a bridge so I could drive there?"
The genie couldn't believe it. "A bridge to Hawaii? You've got to be kidding! Do you know what an engineering feat that would be? Do you have any idea how many yards of concrete that would take? Even genies have their limits, you know!"

"OK, OK," the man said, "forget the bridge. There's one other thing I've always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women -- how they think, how they feel, how to make them happy. How about that?"

The genie thought for a moment then replied, "You want that bridge two-lane or four-lane?"
 
Went to the Quick Mart the other day and there was a lady out front with a broom sweeping up. Feeling brave I asked her if she just flew in. She just answered " Oh no, I've worked here for weeks".

Paul S
 
Luster said:
About 90% of the women are SITTING IN THEIR CARS while the gas pumps. WHY? I just don't get it.
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I am so fortunate to have an expert-in-all-things living in my house. So, I posed your question to her, Bill.

It's simple, I'm told... women sit in their cars while pumping gas so that creeps like me don't ogle them. :o
 
Jack said:
Bill... you know I love your post in this community but I think if I live to be 100 i will never fully understand the mind of a woman. I don't mean that as a slam. I just don't understand some of their logic. But, maybe that is a good thing. I am lucky enough to be married to an honestly wonderful woman that puts up with my BS and tries to keep me grounded. Like I said I will never understand why:confused:

jk
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You are correct sir!:D
 
Well, I'm a woman and that one had me scratching my head. High heels, maybe if they were 4.5 inches high and were filling up an H1 that was running on fumes... ogling, perhaps if they are really uptight (but if so, I would have a hard time seeing how they even leave the house). Maybe they're afraid of being robbed. If that were the case, again, I would have a hard time seeing how they leave the house. Honestly, I envy neither you nor my beloved husband when it comes to figuring us out. The truly blessed among us have found men that choose to love us in spite of our quirks - not to mention hormones.
 
I think I figured it out..... mirrors!! In the car there are mirrors, rear view and visor. Bill, go back to the same station and tape small mirrors to the pumps. Then see if they stay out or get back in. Very scientific IMO.

No really, I think being ogled by weirdos sounds like the best one to me. Men really are pigs....... I mean all those other men, not us of course
 
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