Two best facebook statuses (is that a word?)

Scottwax

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dis 1 gurl axed her bf for a preasint 4 xmas. he sed he had no $$. she cried n sed u dun care bout me n broke up. on xmas she sawd sumfin undurr da tree. it wuz from her x-bf. in da box ther wuz a bloody hart n a note. da note sed "u dint let me finish. i haf no $$ but i'll giv u mah hart 4eva~" den she sed omg n cried cuz he wuz ded.



A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed 'bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said 'NO.." da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corps 'I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
 
Never thought I'd walk away from a Scottwax thread with fewer brain cells than I entered with, but it just happened....



:help:
 
I don't quite understand how the phonetic spelling now days saves time. That took me 3 times as long to read as it would have if it was just spelled out. LOL.
 
Nth Degree said:
I don't quite understand how the phonetic spelling now days saves time. That took me 3 times as long to read as it would have if it was just spelled out. LOL.



Agreed. Those were the two hardest paragraphs I've ever had to read in my life.
 
See, it is for that reason that I'm not on Facebook. However, I did experiment with it for awhile when I was working for a company developing social media applications. The best status I ever used was "This status has been removed by Facebook for TOS violations" lol I'll bet that raised a bunch of eyebrows by whoever read it. My mom actually called me and wanted to know what I said that was so bad that Facebook would remove it since they seem to have no set of standards for what gets posted. The above status posts prove that. lol
 
Jngrbrdman said:
See, it is for that reason that I'm not on Facebook. However, I did experiment with it for awhile when I was working for a company developing social media applications. The best status I ever used was "This status has been removed by Facebook for TOS violations" lol I'll bet that raised a bunch of eyebrows by whoever read it. My mom actually called me and wanted to know what I said that was so bad that Facebook would remove it since they seem to have no set of standards for what gets posted. The above status posts prove that. lol



Thats hilarious. I have to try it!
 
Funny... That's what they said in the 50's when the candidates we currently have were terrorizing the world with their deviant ways of thinking. ;) Darn those kids with their rock and roll music and crazy dancing!! ;)
 
Jngrbrdman said:
See, it is for that reason that I'm not on Facebook. However, I did experiment with it for awhile when I was working for a company developing social media applications. The best status I ever used was "This status has been removed by Facebook for TOS violations" lol I'll bet that raised a bunch of eyebrows by whoever read it. My mom actually called me and wanted to know what I said that was so bad that Facebook would remove it since they seem to have no set of standards for what gets posted. The above status posts prove that. lol



Ben Weinberg

This status has been removed by Facebook for TOS violations

Like · · 2 hours ago



Shannon and Todd likes this.

Ronnie Wow

about an hour ago · Like

Cory Oh well.

about an hour ago · Like

Adam What in the world could you say that would be taken off by Facebook?

about an hour ago · Like

Ben Was a Tom Brady Comment.

10 minutes ago · Adam likes this.

Adam &#$# Brady!

4 minutes ago · Like





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You ought to see the status I posted this afternoon....



I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
 
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