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The Old Grey Whistle Test
Posted on facebook by Aaron Evan Kimpton
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Please join me in remembering a great ICON of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury DOughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. DOughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to
pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described DOughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in
Minnesota , DOughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
DOughboy is survived by his wife, Play DOugh, and three children: John
DOugh, Jane DOugh and Dosey DOugh, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at
3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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:chuckle:
Please join me in remembering a great ICON of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury DOughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. DOughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to
pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described DOughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in
Minnesota , DOughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
DOughboy is survived by his wife, Play DOugh, and three children: John
DOugh, Jane DOugh and Dosey DOugh, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at
3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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