Simoniz fix it! Truly a miracle product

pfft. I use OxyClean all the time on my paint. Oxidation, swirls, scratches, lack of paint, etc - no match! It all jsut washes off!



Yupyup. After I had a neighbors car have its paint totally scraped off the hood, I just put some OxyClean on it and BAM! The non-paint washed off and the paint appeared!



AWESOME! 100% RECOMMENDED! ZOMG!!!111~~oneoneeleven
 
I bet they sell a million of them. Products like these are good for business. Shows people there is no easy fix. Get it done right.
 
The Power Buffer looks like the thing I found in my girlfriend bed.



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Wow! Billy Mays sure does suck, but not as bad as that power buffer.



(when this thread reaches 100 posts someone please send it directly to Mr. Mays.)
 
Thanks for all the comments guys. You have made my day for sure. I guess I'll just sell my rotary and PC's now that this buffer is around. :waxing:
 
Ben Kenobi said:
Thanks for all the comments guys. You have made my day for sure. I guess I'll just sell my rotary and PC's now that this buffer is around. :waxing:
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Dont forget to dom away with your clay and polish also. Someone should send this post to our pal Billy though:funnypost
 
Billy Mays...that boy gets around doesnt he? I hate that his lil infomercial ads come on late at night before I stumble to bed...He's a pretty high energy guy.
 
Ben Kenobi said:
...............I guess I'll just sell my rotary and PC's now that this buffer is around. :waxing:
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Where else ya gonna find a buffer you can carry in your back pocket :chuckle:
 
Yep, no need for clay or polishes any longer! That polisher will fit into the pocket so you could have two and work on a couple of scratches at a time. Hard to believe they'll let them put this junk on tv. :wow:
 
Ben Kenobi said:
Ok gang here's a wild one. I was watching Speed Channel this morning and good old Billy Mays is back. He was promoting a new product called Simoniz fix it! From the looks of it we'll all be out of business soon. Have a laugh and try not to cringe too much. :)

Simoniz â€â€œ Fix It Scratch Remover â€â€œ Car and Home Scratch Removal
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All the posts on this thread disparage this product, but has anyone got actual experience using it, and if not, what do you think is wrong with it?



I'm too cheap to buy it...
 
Why are you guys knocking Simonize? Do you guys think they make junk? After all they are a major manufacturer and offer a dealer applied sealant with a 5 year warranty.
 
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