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I havent seen one in a very, very, long time. I thought it was dead, I thought the last one finally hit the junk yard and people moved on. The kid-racers I seen lately have new cars.
This AM at 6:30, while going to get bagels, I witnessed a disaster. A 90's era Mitsubishi Eclipse, turquoise and white, beat to death, train-wreck of a car, racing a red and white 90's era Honda Civic, also equally ready for the junk yard.
The two got sexually aroused when they heard one anohters fart can exhausts on the street, spitting unburned fuel and noise pollition. The 92 hp engines were revving feverously like a peacock shows it feathers to attract a mate. To add to the excitement, I was driving my wifes car, a rice lovers dream, Infiniti G35x. Perhaps I intimidated them with my 306hp, and mathcig body panels? Oh boy, I was asking for it....
The Eclipse donned with body parts from two different vehicles, neither completely painted nor the same color, and a set of 4 completley bald and improperly aligned tires hit the gas and attempted to speed away from this Honder. The Honder with its rear end body panels completey replaced from the junk yark, and also not matched, hit the gas pedal also to engage in the race.
After 12 seconds, the two finally hit 60 mph, and pass me, on both sides, on a two lane road, right in front of a cop. (The cop sits there every morning looking to bust people who are late for the train and might be speeding). The three of us pass the cop and he puts on this lights. While unlicensed, uninsured, illegal residents, and piss-poor-broke, the two "drivers" are forced to head for the border and try to lose the cop.
The speed and lack of experiece drivng causes them to hit eachother around a turn. Add to this their saw blade cut springs, bald cheap tires, improperly aligned bent ghetto wheels, worn out brakes, worn out shocks, and oil leaking hamster wheel of an engine, and they shot ten cents worth of used car parts all over the road I was driving on. The two junks slammed into the guard rail in front of me and finally laid to rest. Cheers, 2 less junks with deliqient drivers on the road!
There was so much carnage, I hit a piece of junk in the road.
I stopped right behind the two junks and jumpped out of my car and was looking to beat the crap out of the two illegals. I live 2 miles away, I dont want this element in my neighborhood. I'm screaming "You dumb mother fookers, I'll kill you ckskrs".
Cop pulls up right along side me and jumps out of his car. He asks me to get back in my car and proceeds to smash the driver window open on one of the illegals cars with his radio, and pulls him out by his neck. The other is taken out at gun point and the two illegals are laying face down, hand-cuffed on the road. The cop comes over to me and asks if I am ok and if my car was damaged. I get out and look and see a 5" scratch on my front bumper. As the body parts of the two wrecks were not properly installed, as they are total junk, apparently a rear facade of some sort was screwed into a body panel with a sheet rock screw. This facade and its sheet rock screw scratched my front bumper.
Luckily, this cop was there to protect and serve. He dragged one of the illegals on the ground by his hand cuffs and held his worthless two dollar face into my front bumper and screamed, "look what you did, what if that cut was a child, you are going to jail today son". Other cops arrive, the illegals were thrown into the back of cars and carted away.
The cop apologizes to me that he did get to stop them faster, and tells me he'll write up an accident report and I should come to the station in 2 days to pick it up.
Today, I realized the value of paying insane property tax. That was worth my year's dues right there. Maybe I'll even donate to the PBA this year.
This AM at 6:30, while going to get bagels, I witnessed a disaster. A 90's era Mitsubishi Eclipse, turquoise and white, beat to death, train-wreck of a car, racing a red and white 90's era Honda Civic, also equally ready for the junk yard.
The two got sexually aroused when they heard one anohters fart can exhausts on the street, spitting unburned fuel and noise pollition. The 92 hp engines were revving feverously like a peacock shows it feathers to attract a mate. To add to the excitement, I was driving my wifes car, a rice lovers dream, Infiniti G35x. Perhaps I intimidated them with my 306hp, and mathcig body panels? Oh boy, I was asking for it....
The Eclipse donned with body parts from two different vehicles, neither completely painted nor the same color, and a set of 4 completley bald and improperly aligned tires hit the gas and attempted to speed away from this Honder. The Honder with its rear end body panels completey replaced from the junk yark, and also not matched, hit the gas pedal also to engage in the race.
After 12 seconds, the two finally hit 60 mph, and pass me, on both sides, on a two lane road, right in front of a cop. (The cop sits there every morning looking to bust people who are late for the train and might be speeding). The three of us pass the cop and he puts on this lights. While unlicensed, uninsured, illegal residents, and piss-poor-broke, the two "drivers" are forced to head for the border and try to lose the cop.
The speed and lack of experiece drivng causes them to hit eachother around a turn. Add to this their saw blade cut springs, bald cheap tires, improperly aligned bent ghetto wheels, worn out brakes, worn out shocks, and oil leaking hamster wheel of an engine, and they shot ten cents worth of used car parts all over the road I was driving on. The two junks slammed into the guard rail in front of me and finally laid to rest. Cheers, 2 less junks with deliqient drivers on the road!
There was so much carnage, I hit a piece of junk in the road.
I stopped right behind the two junks and jumpped out of my car and was looking to beat the crap out of the two illegals. I live 2 miles away, I dont want this element in my neighborhood. I'm screaming "You dumb mother fookers, I'll kill you ckskrs".
Cop pulls up right along side me and jumps out of his car. He asks me to get back in my car and proceeds to smash the driver window open on one of the illegals cars with his radio, and pulls him out by his neck. The other is taken out at gun point and the two illegals are laying face down, hand-cuffed on the road. The cop comes over to me and asks if I am ok and if my car was damaged. I get out and look and see a 5" scratch on my front bumper. As the body parts of the two wrecks were not properly installed, as they are total junk, apparently a rear facade of some sort was screwed into a body panel with a sheet rock screw. This facade and its sheet rock screw scratched my front bumper.
Luckily, this cop was there to protect and serve. He dragged one of the illegals on the ground by his hand cuffs and held his worthless two dollar face into my front bumper and screamed, "look what you did, what if that cut was a child, you are going to jail today son". Other cops arrive, the illegals were thrown into the back of cars and carted away.
The cop apologizes to me that he did get to stop them faster, and tells me he'll write up an accident report and I should come to the station in 2 days to pick it up.
Today, I realized the value of paying insane property tax. That was worth my year's dues right there. Maybe I'll even donate to the PBA this year.
