:rofl
I found out just how stupid my 15 year old neighbor was today.
I was out wiping down the engine in the Lexo and he was wiping down the interior of his Dad's (now his) previous model TL. He called me over, and asked if I thought my car "could take this in a race". I was modest, said maybe, maybe not. It might be close. He said "but the engine has V-tec". I told him mine was cleaner (damn skippy it was cleaner). He was asking me what kind of wheels to put on his car. I told ihm to leave it stock. The he said he was going to put some "nitro" in it. I called him a three letter word for a pile of sticks, or a ciggarette.
He came to see mine, and he was flipping his keys in his hand after I closed my hood. Retardo Montoban dropped the keys on my pollen covered hood, then wiped the spot. Induced some light, but very visible marring. This is after he told me I should put 20" spinners on the Lexus. I told him the only wheels that were going on this car would be factory 18" Lexus wheels or a set of L-Tuned wheels.
He went back to his car, and turned it on to hear how loud his stock exhaust was. I was talking to my neighbor about lawnwork and he started to rev the shi*t out of the car. I told him to STHU and she (my neighbor) laughed at him with me. I told her he was that three letter word again.
Then he had trouble trying to back the TL up the driveway. I guess I just have a natural nact for driving, while he's an idiot.
And I had to pack all of my detailing gear up into the world's biggest plastic box so I can do my Mom's friend's HEMI Ram this weekend in Baltimore. I don't even know if he's paying me or not.
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